A; so the english can understand them
paddy went to a turf accountant, to buy a lawn.
paddy saw a load of turf on a lorry, and said to murphy, thats what im gonna do when my lawn comes, send it away to be cut.
2007-10-24 13:00:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
Our jokes are simple but funny lol.
2007-10-24 13:03:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You think that's bad i got reported for posting an answer at a joke someone told all i posted was ''HA HA HA thats funny'' then they send me an email saing my answers was against the violating rule or something.
2016-05-25 15:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by brook 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
turf i thought was a landscape gardeners jig saw puzzle, mind you I'm English to be sure.
2007-10-24 14:13:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can't beat the simple ones lol
2007-10-25 02:11:55 · answer #4 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yer I'm English & my mums maiden name is Murphy,am I insulted nah hahaha....good jokes ;)
2007-10-24 13:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by kimble 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-10-24 13:08:36 · answer #6 · answered by D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That's a good one!:)
2007-10-24 13:08:36 · answer #7 · answered by tangerine 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That right, offend every one why doncha?
:-))
2007-10-24 13:13:23 · answer #8 · answered by P P 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee.
2007-10-24 13:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Short and sweet.!!!
Good one there.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-24 13:56:49 · answer #10 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋