Ken, an elderly gentleman shuffles into a drug store and asks for Viagra. That's no problem," says the pharmacist. "How many do you want?"
"Just a few, maybe four," says the pensioner. "But could you cut them in four pieces?"
"That won't do much good," replies the pharmacist.
Ken looks at him and sighs....."I'm 83 years old - I'm not interested in s*x anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don't pi*s in my shoes."
2007-10-24 12:54:12 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Poor old man, the road we all go, lol.!!!
Good one again Fidgety.!!!
Cheers.!!!
2007-10-24 13:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...Why doesn't he just attach a length of hose pipe,then shove it down his trouser leg.He could relieve himself while out walking then !! A sort of 'slash and go'!!!!!
2007-10-24 13:07:51 · answer #2 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:01:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Viagra only gives you any sort of erection if you are excited.
I can't believe I said that..
2007-10-24 13:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Fidget you're giving away my secrets again, and you promised LOL
2007-10-25 17:57:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank goodness I have my colostomy bag fidgety!!
2007-10-25 00:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bless him lol
2007-10-25 02:13:07 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahaaaaaaa, nice one you little tease...pmsl
2007-10-24 14:48:39 · answer #8 · answered by smila 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha!!!!!! Poor guy...but a smart man?!
2007-10-24 13:31:24 · answer #9 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. that was so sad yet so funny. and here i was thinking something else.lol, lol
2007-10-24 14:01:08 · answer #10 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋