A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates.
Ahead of him is a guy who's dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans.
Saint Peter addresses the man wearing somewhat sloppy clothes, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Jack Thomas Jr., taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi-driver, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
The taxi-driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff. Then it's the minister's turn. He stands up tall and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary's Church, for the last forty-three years."
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man before me was a taxi-driver, and he gets a silken robe and golden staff.
Why, How can this be?"
Saint Peter, looks to the preacher and says,
"Up here, we work by results,"
"While you preached, people slept. While Jack drove, people prayed."
2007-10-24 13:06:46 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHAHA!!!!! i'm lovin that one!!!
2007-10-24 16:24:37 · answer #1 · answered by Fishy!!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard that one before, try this one. a guy dies and goes to heaven, when he gets there, he is told that now that he is there, he can have anything he wants. St Peter tells him to watch the clouds go by, which all showcase something. first cloud goes by with a sack of money, but is told that money is not any good in heaven. second cloud goes by and has a new car on it. St Peter says there is no need for cars in heaven, next pick is the one he has to take for eternity, that cloud has a beautiful woman on it and a bottle of Jack Daniels, he says I will take that one. a thousand years later, that cloud comes by again and the guy is sitting on the cloud and has pulled most of his hair out. when asked why, he says, the bottle has a whole in it and the blond doesn't
2016-04-10 03:29:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-10-24 13:17:10 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha good one
2007-10-24 13:58:09 · answer #4 · answered by leafmom 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hope you don't mind, but I shared this with everyone today! Thanx!
2007-10-25 15:45:54 · answer #5 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...hilarious! thanx for the laugh, peace on earth
2007-10-24 13:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-10-25 02:49:08 · answer #7 · answered by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol good one might have to pass it on to my pastor
2007-10-24 16:22:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but still doesnt get old!
2007-10-24 13:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i pray that i go to heaven
2007-10-24 14:53:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one...keep them coming. :)
2007-10-24 13:24:47 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋