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during breakfast, and they are arguing and as he leaves for work he screams "And you're no good in bed either!"

He later feels bad about what he said, so he phones home to apologise to his wife for his earlier comment. The phone rings and rings and rings, and he's starting to get really impatient. Suddenly his wife answers, and, very annoyed he demands "Why didn't you answer the phone quicker?"

"I was in bed" his wife says. "In bed???" he asks, "What the hell are you doing in bed at this time of the morning?"

"Getting a second opinion" says his wife.

2007-10-24 13:04:23 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

That's cute....I'd get a second opinion if my man said that to me too!

2007-10-25 06:58:34 · answer #1 · answered by mageta8 6 · 0 0

Read it in the US Yahoo Answers.

2007-10-25 04:44:49 · answer #2 · answered by novagirl117 4 · 0 0

Ha Ha! Funny! 10!

2007-10-24 20:09:07 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

That's such an old joke, but funny nevertheless

2007-10-24 20:12:53 · answer #4 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0 0

lmao thats really funny man

2007-10-25 18:49:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha ha.!!!
Good one there again.!!!
Second opinions are always required, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh.!!!

2007-10-24 21:17:51 · answer #6 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0 0

Hah smart woman :P

2007-10-24 20:28:46 · answer #7 · answered by evasive_eyes 4 · 0 0

omlfg thats a good one

2007-10-24 20:22:07 · answer #8 · answered by jen-na-na 4 · 0 0

sounds like my mother in law

2007-10-24 20:12:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

cool

2007-10-25 04:50:05 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0 0

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