during breakfast, and they are arguing and as he leaves for work he screams "And you're no good in bed either!"
He later feels bad about what he said, so he phones home to apologise to his wife for his earlier comment. The phone rings and rings and rings, and he's starting to get really impatient. Suddenly his wife answers, and, very annoyed he demands "Why didn't you answer the phone quicker?"
"I was in bed" his wife says. "In bed???" he asks, "What the hell are you doing in bed at this time of the morning?"
"Getting a second opinion" says his wife.
2007-10-24
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