Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a good place.

Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other

2006-11-22 02:51:21 · 5 answers · asked by red.one9luv 2 in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-22 02:50:31 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:49:46 · 27 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-22 02:49:34 · 16 answers · asked by Nisar 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What movie reminded you of the goodness in people? What movie warmed your heart?

2006-11-22 02:48:45 · 34 answers · asked by Barbara 6 in Movies

If so, that you know that song : " I'm supergirl, and Im here to save the world, but I wanna know, who's gonna save me?" Does anyone know who that is by?

2006-11-22 02:47:52 · 2 answers · asked by Little Lolita 3 in Movies

2006-11-22 02:47:47 · 2 answers · asked by sam b 1 in Music

How fast do you drive when you're by yourself? :)

2006-11-22 02:47:25 · 24 answers · asked by *babydoll* 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:47:22 · 2 answers · asked by Mikelle Devlin 3 in Movies

2006-11-22 02:47:15 · 15 answers · asked by Special nobody 5 in Polls & Surveys

Mine is fanfiction.net, y! answers, Runescape, and myspace

2006-11-22 02:46:58 · 21 answers · asked by I think... 6 in Polls & Surveys

a tv channel,show,anything that Simple Plan has been on before or is going to be on??when?

2006-11-22 02:46:36 · 7 answers · asked by i love simple plan 1 in Television

A Thanksgiving Day disaster? Maybe you didn't cook the turkey all the way, or maybe the sweet potatoes turned into a rock hard mess? Let me know your disasters,

2006-11-22 02:45:19 · 23 answers · asked by ~Kricket~ 6 in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-22 02:45:16 · 24 answers · asked by Jayne 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:45:07 · 2 answers · asked by mak05032006 1 in Movies

Do you think they should make a book/movie about Harry's life after Hogwarts? (that is if JKR still keeps him alive...)
What d'you think? YES or NO?

2006-11-22 02:45:04 · 11 answers · asked by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 in Movies

2006-11-22 02:44:48 · 23 answers · asked by stephen b 2 in Music

My golden retriever is 11 months old and I'm worried about putting up a real (6ft) tree. The cats have never bothered it but the dog likes to grab everything on the floor or within reach. I am considering just putting up the 3 ft fake tree on top of the card table instead. I could block off the real tree if I go with that but it seems like a big hassle. What would you do?

2006-11-22 02:44:41 · 16 answers · asked by Dellajoy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:44:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I am my name is Miley Cyrus from Hannah Montana!!! I love to use Yahoo who else is famous! Cause i need to know so I dont feel lonely!!!! So if you are famous tell me!!!!!!!

2006-11-22 02:43:40 · 16 answers · asked by Bored 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 02:43:38 · 16 answers · asked by Diesel Weasel 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:43:37 · 29 answers · asked by Music fan 4 in Horoscopes

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2006-11-22 02:43:00 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 02:42:34 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

in other words, would you prefer that life be fair, or unfair?

best answer gets 10 pts.

2006-11-22 02:42:20 · 12 answers · asked by ♥perishedmemories♥ 4 in Polls & Surveys

I heard a song on the radio but missed the name of the song and the artists name. The lyrics repeated "Today's the Day I'm Leaving You." Soul music -- female artist -- beautiful voice. Any ideas anyone? I'd love to find it!

2006-11-22 02:42:01 · 3 answers · asked by Prize45 2 in Music

here are the lyrics... L is for the way u look at me, O is for the only one I see, V is for very extra ordinary, E is for everything you do. Please Help me cuz it will be stuck in my head until I know who sings it!

2006-11-22 02:41:38 · 11 answers · asked by Ms. New Cutie 2 in Music

My wife is of indian descent (from Trinidad) and finds the Papdits show seen on You tube- The Tupperware party to be offensive and racist. Now I as an American of Puerto Rican descent find the skit funny seeing it as a self deprecating comedy skit similar to those that Paul Rodriguez, etc do on Latinos. Your Opinions? Here's the link: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eLx3VbFuxmo

2006-11-22 02:41:26 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-22 02:41:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

exactly what your life would have been like b4 you were born and then given the choice of being born or not being born which would you have chosen and why?

2006-11-22 02:41:17 · 19 answers · asked by Thumper 7 in Polls & Surveys