Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

A guy phones up his boss' house, but gets the boss' wife instead. He asks to speak to her husband.

"I'm afraid he died earlier today," she says.

The next day, the man calls again and asks for the boss.

"I told you," the wife replies, "he died yesterday."

The next day, he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time, the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I've already told you twice that he died. Why do you keep calling?"

"Because," he replies, laughing, "I just love hearing it!"

2006-11-22 03:17:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 03:17:04 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 03:16:43 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-22 03:16:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

If you get your hopes up, and expect the best, something always goes terribly wrong and screws up the whole thing.........

If you expect the worst, something goes miraculously right, and you're in awe of the positive forces at work.........


BTW - I find it quite interesting that Yahoo suggested i put this Q in the category! :P

2006-11-22 03:16:38 · 22 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

A man boards an airplane and takes his seat. As he settles in, he glances up and sees a most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realizes she is heading straight towards his seat. A wave of nervous anticipation washes over him. Lo and behold, she takes the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurts out, "Business trip or vacation?" "Nymphomaniac Convention in Chicago," she states.

Whoa!!! He swallows hard and is instantly crazed with excitement. Here's the most gorgeous woman he has ever seen, sitting RIGHT next to him and she's going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his outward cool, he calmly asks, "What's your business role at this convention?" "Lecturer", she says. "I use my experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really," he says, swallowing hard, "what myths are those?"

"Well," she explains, "one popular myth is that African American men are the most well-endowed when, in fact, it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Greek descent."

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes. "I'm sorry," she says, "I shouldn't be discussing this with you, I don't even know your name!". "Tonto," the man says, as he extends his hand. "Tonto Papadopoulos."

2006-11-22 03:16:36 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

what would it be?

2006-11-22 03:15:59 · 8 answers · asked by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 in Polls & Surveys

Once upon a time, there was a non-conforming sparrow who decided not to fly south for the winter. However, soon after the weather turned cold, the sparrow changed his mind and reluctantly started to fly south.

After a short time, ice began to form on his wings and he fell to earth in a barnyard almost frozen. A cow passed by and crapped on this little bird and the sparrow thought it was the end, but the manure warmed him and defrosted his wings. Warn and happy the little sparrow began to sing.

Just then, a large Tom cat came by and hearing the chirping investigated the sounds. As Old Tom cleaned away the manure, he found the chirping bird and promptly ate him.

There are three morals to this story:

1) Everyone who shits on you is not necessarily your enemy.
2) Everyone who gets you out of **** is not necessarily your friend.
3) If you are warm and happy, keep your mouth shut.

2006-11-22 03:14:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

my friend told me about eminems new song but he couldnt remember the name and he said it was number 1 on trl

2006-11-22 03:14:34 · 5 answers · asked by milwaukee brewers 3 in Music

I love this show but is it just me or does it seem like they are running out of ideas, the last episode being "a flash into the future" was a bit lame and now Christian getting married yeah right! plus the next episode with sean as a drunk santa. I hate being disapointed I look forward to this show every week. What do you think about this show?

2006-11-22 03:14:24 · 10 answers · asked by sweetme 3 in Television

Went to the doctor today said "iv got chapped lips,can u cure them" doc said "go down to the stables down the road lift up the horses tail and kiss its ***" "will that cure doc i asked" errr no but it will stop you lickin your lips...........

2006-11-22 03:13:58 · 10 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Jokes & Riddles

turn back time for you, where would you want to be?

2006-11-22 03:13:02 · 10 answers · asked by whiskeygrl319 4 in Polls & Surveys

what is a site were i can listen to music for free i just want to listen...and without limits would be nice but not a must.

2006-11-22 03:12:38 · 7 answers · asked by ~*The Show Must Go On*~ 5 in Music

I thought it was on of you that nicked them...the FBI have got them on the Most Wanted list now, but they say they are not hopeful of getting them back unless I get a ransom demand in the next 48 hours.

It will be a long couple of days

2006-11-22 03:12:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:12:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-22 03:12:22 · 2 answers · asked by bongo 2 in Music

I love thrift stores...great clothes and even better prices. I have found some really nice things at my local salvation army and goodwill store. But I have told some people that I shop there at least once a month and they totally look at me like I'm trailer trash..I don't get it.

2006-11-22 03:11:51 · 18 answers · asked by WonderTwit 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 03:11:49 · 3 answers · asked by Joe Roach 1 in Music

2006-11-22 03:11:41 · 20 answers · asked by bestofintent 2 in Music

and he was on good burger and he had his own show called kenan and kel

2006-11-22 03:11:38 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

it smells GOOOOD !!!??

huh ?

2006-11-22 03:11:07 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Check out this link, it is a picture of Kelly Ripa holding her hand over the mouth of Regis Philbin--and let everyone here know what you think.

Hmmm........ Good for the goose,...but NOT for the gander, I suppose.

http://perezhilton.com/topics/celebrity_feuds/discuss_amongst_yourselves_20061122.php#comments

2006-11-22 03:10:59 · 11 answers · asked by ? 4 in Television

I hated Beyonce's performance and I loved Carrie's outfitt and I thought The PCD's did awesome and so did Carrie. I was upset Mariah didn't win. But I was happy Nickleback won. Tell me your comments.

2006-11-22 03:10:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-11-22 03:10:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 03:09:21 · 4 answers · asked by Guille 2 in Music

2006-11-22 03:09:07 · 10 answers · asked by In Honor of Moja 4 in Movies

2006-11-22 03:08:29 · 17 answers · asked by Maddie H 2 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a person who is against smoking and it's unfortunate for me to see these wonderful actors/actresses waisting there life away on smoking. Are there any who don't smoke and are against it?

2006-11-22 03:08:01 · 3 answers · asked by Brian 4 in Celebrities

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."

"Yep," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say... should we get naked?"

Sure enough, the two stripped down to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady replied breathlessly, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other's in your oatmeal!"

2006-11-22 03:07:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Wats the BEST country music cd u ever heard??

2006-11-22 03:04:57 · 7 answers · asked by ~♥~Tiffany~♥~ 4 in Music