A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
Then the Scotsman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Glasgow, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"
The others agree that sounds like a good place.
Then the American says, "Yeah,that's a nice bar, but where I come from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy another drink, Vinny buys you another drink."
Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.
Then the Irishman says, "You think that's great? Where I come from in Dublin, there's this place called Murphy's. At Murphy's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!"
"Wow!" say the other
2006-11-22 02:51:21 · 5 answers · asked by red.one9luv 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You left off the punch line.
Wow! the others say. This happened to you?
No, He replies, but it happened to my sister!
2006-11-22 03:02:31 · answer #1 · answered by mxzptlk 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hows that a joke, i dont get the punch line, wow? ok so the guy gets free drinks and then laid, thats not funny, good luck, but not funny.
2006-11-22 10:56:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Either you missed something here, or I did.
2006-11-22 11:02:15 · answer #3 · answered by CuteWriter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah....not that funny - sorry.
2006-11-22 10:56:57 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sucked.
2006-11-22 11:00:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋