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i would LOVE to see them again i think itd be such a trip
2006-11-22 02:29:25 · 8 answers · asked by Jayne 1 in Music
I formerly asked what cartoon scared you as a kid, now I'm asking which one scares you now?
Brak freaks me out now.
2006-11-22 02:28:57 · 9 answers · asked by Cuddly Lez 6 in Comics & Animation
Can someone PLEASE tell me WHERE I can get a cord thing for my Ipod NANO. It is the cord that hooks it up to the computer and you can download songs to it! PLEASE NO STUIPID ANSWERS!!!
2006-11-22 02:28:52 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
2006-11-22 02:28:34 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Chaotic, TMNT Fast Foward, Sonic X, Recess, The Magic School Bus, Recess or Danny Phantom
2006-11-22 02:28:09 · 13 answers · asked by Big Nosey 2 in Comics & Animation
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald's in Florida... and they hired him because he was so honest and funny!
NAME: Greg Bulmash.
SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.
DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.
DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.
EDUCATION: Yes.
LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.
SALARY: Less than I'm worth.
MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.
REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.
HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.
PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.
DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.
MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?
DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?
DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"
HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.
DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.
DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.
SIGN HERE: Aries.
2006-11-22 02:27:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-11-22 02:27:06 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-11-22 02:26:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 02:26:42 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 02:26:28 · 19 answers · asked by browneyedbeauty4 2 in Television
How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a wedding cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said to her,"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said. "God, I wish I had your will power."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
2006-11-22 02:25:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Wouldn't his stunts be more of that of a marathon man?
2006-11-22 02:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by laxeroflax04 2 in Celebrities
2006-11-22 02:24:24 · 29 answers · asked by Chaos 2 in Polls & Surveys
was his invention of divorce the beginning of downfall of our civilization.
2006-11-22 02:23:50 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
alrighty, my brother is watching the andriod/cell saga, so i happen to watch it too out of curiosity so here's my question:
how did cell get a hold of Trunk's time machine in the first place?
2006-11-22 02:23:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
Ant always stands on the left
2006-11-22 02:21:57 · 35 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
rubbery and soft
2006-11-22 02:21:34 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 02:21:12 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 02:20:40 · 21 answers · asked by I earn reward points crazy fast! 1 in Polls & Surveys
Forbidden aka Christine Dolce or Tila Tequila?
2006-11-22 02:20:03 · 5 answers · asked by Lhiza 2 in Celebrities
Explain your answer.
2006-11-22 02:19:44 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
I've been chosen to sing a song at my school and I have to do that in front of hundreds of people...I'm so nervous...I lost weight and can't sleep.Could you tell me how to relax or a joke?
Thank you.
2006-11-22 02:18:35 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment
Can anyone give me the names of some awesome christian bands or artists to check out, i got a few but i wanna hear more, lists will be good!
2006-11-22 02:18:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
number 1 funny joke
"one day a man called jim farted in a toilet and started smelling it he loved the smell so much he farted in bottled to save them up to smell befor dinner and fun events!"
number two 911 funny joke
"there was once a man called peter he farted so loud his face turnd blue , and his mom always gave him the best drink ever soda gas shake he loved the stuff but it put him in hospital from loud farts"
hahaha i love my jokes dont you?
2006-11-22 02:18:11 · 15 answers · asked by butter 1 in Jokes & Riddles
Make a new flavor of ice cream.
2006-11-22 02:17:49 · 32 answers · asked by ♥Pritty Girl♥ 2 in Polls & Surveys
the rescuers come to save you?
or an oncoming train?
2006-11-22 02:17:07 · 19 answers · asked by mebbe_sew_mebbe_knot 1 in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 02:17:02 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
oe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
2006-11-22 02:16:51 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had a afro.
Or
You mama so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
2006-11-22 02:16:45 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-11-22 02:16:25 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
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