Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

It seems like movie critics are shallow and can not understand or except movies that do not fit into the narrow mold they have set.

I think its time to do away with Movie Critics all together, its not necessary to pay someone tons of cash to tell me what I will or wont like....99% of the time I find regular peoples opinions more accurate.

2006-11-22 00:11:32 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

its my fathers voice dreaming of sailers sailing off in the morning for the air condition rooms at the top of the stairs. his jaws been broken his heart is wrapped in ice. his fangs have been pulled and i really want to c u tonight

2006-11-22 00:10:55 · 4 answers · asked by M D 1 in Music

its the last time ull see me tonight ill b back after 2 months am going overseas wanna wish u all a happy holiday

2006-11-22 00:09:14 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:08:13 · 14 answers · asked by Wesley 2 in Television

A very small guy walks into a bar and finds himself standig next to a huge man. The huge man turns to him and says, "Hi, I'm 6'6", 345lbs, 22" penis, 3.5lb left testicle, 3.5 right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy immediately faints. When he comes around he is being helped to a chair by the big man who asks, "What's wrong with you man?" "I'm sorry, can you repeat what you said before?" "Sure, 6'6", 345lbs, 22" penis, 3.5lb left testicle, 3.5 right testicle, Turner Brown." The small guy sighs with relief. "Oh, wow, I thought you said turn around "

2006-11-22 00:07:49 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am getting a bit bored if it's just going to be Scott and Jan doing the trials. We've seen next to nothing of anyone else! Surely the public can change things around soon and send someone else on a trial? And I thought Lauren was organising a show-down with Jan to get her to revise her attitiude? Nothing was shown of this - and it would've been interesting...!

2006-11-22 00:07:38 · 12 answers · asked by big pup in a small bath 4 in Television

1. Salsa
2. Tango
3. FoxTrot
4. Lambada
5. No Pants Dance (hihihi)

2006-11-22 00:07:17 · 22 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:06:27 · 3 answers · asked by Christopher J 2 in Movies

2006-11-22 00:06:11 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:06:04 · 12 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

The teller seeing the giant jar she had lugged up to the counter and said "My, what a huge jar full of coins, did you horde this all yourself?"

The woman smiled and said "No, my sister whored half of it."

2006-11-22 00:04:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Two old male dogs were in hot pursuit of a female dog, after 10 minutes of chasing, one said "ain't this a b**ch? the other one said" After all this running, it better be!"

2006-11-22 00:04:33 · 3 answers · asked by sluggo1947 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 00:04:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who was the young man who played the pinao and sang at the AMA awards. First name JOSH, last name sounded like "Grodin."?

2006-11-22 00:03:04 · 5 answers · asked by Nora B 1 in Music

and sits down next to a blonde. He turns to her and says "hey, can you grant me three wishes?"

"Sure, what'll it be?"

"I want a pint of beer that is never empty."

She waved her wand, and *poof* a pint of cold beer appeared on the bar. The woman grabbed it, downed it in one gulp and by the time she had placed it back on the bar it was full.

"So what's your next wish?"

"I'll take two more of these

2006-11-22 00:02:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

foneenger?

2006-11-22 00:00:55 · 21 answers · asked by smtwtfs_2004 4 in Polls & Surveys