The teller seeing the giant jar she had lugged up to the counter and said "My, what a huge jar full of coins, did you horde this all yourself?"
The woman smiled and said "No, my sister whored half of it."
2006-11-22 00:04:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like a joke I heard one time. I was about man and wife down on their luck. She said she would go out and sell herself on the street so that they could pay some bills. When she came back she had $500.25. Her husband asked who gave her $.25. She said everybody.
2006-11-22 00:13:06 · answer #1 · answered by Donna 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sure ! One i only positioned the state quarters in, one only pennies and yet another each and each of something. Then I save the presidential quarters. One time i had over $one hundred.00 in canadian substitute. went to Niagara falls Canada. each and all of the banks closed on Sat. and had a problematical time attempting to do away with the substitute. This substitute into back in 1980. Why could a individual supply up 8% of the money to a save while it extremely is carried out loose at your economic corporation.?
2016-11-26 00:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by apps 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant!
And can I just say, that some years ago, I was in the WTC, and this woman brought her piggy bank up with her so she may purchase some souvenirs with!
You should have seen this HUGE queue, groaning / moaning, and passing judgment to each other whilst she counted it all out!
After a while this fat behemoth barks out 'Well its all legal American currency, isn't it?!'....ha ha, I was just shaking my head in disbelief....
2006-11-22 00:10:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha funny, reminds me of the one where the whore comes to her pinp at the end of the day, when he asks how much she made, she says, four thousand dollars and a quarter.... he inquires which one of them gave you a quarter, she proclaims, " Each of them did". dumb I know but just thought of it... thanks
2006-11-22 00:13:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dats kinda funny!
2006-11-22 00:07:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
it's good but lets be more originaly
2006-11-22 00:49:51 · answer #6 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wahahahaha
2006-11-22 00:06:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha Ha.. LOL
2006-11-22 00:06:55 · answer #8 · answered by taknev 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA
cute!!!!!
2006-11-22 01:23:26 · answer #9 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid......
2006-11-22 00:14:56 · answer #10 · answered by catty 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋