Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

Three women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, die and are at the Pearly Gates. St. Peters tells them that if they want to enter Heaven, they need to walk up stairs that have one hundred steps and that on each step, they'll be told a joke. If they laugh, they're immediately sent to Hell.

So the brunette goes and on the third step, she cracks up because of the joke.

Then the redhead goes and is able to control herself until the thirteenth step, but then cracks up too.

It is the blonde's turn. She goes up every step and listens to the jokes without laughing. St. Peters is amazed and decides to give her a boring joke for the last step to see what will happen. So she hears the joke and cracks up.

Before sending her to Hell, St. Peters asks her why she laughed at the very last step with a joke so boring and she simply answers, "Well, I just understood the joke from the first step!!!"

2006-11-22 00:54:24 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I was really rooting against Faith last night at the AMAs. After her outburst at the CMAs and her apparent beliefs that you have to pay your dues in the business before you win a CMA, I was hoping Carrie Underwood would clean up the country music awards this year. I for one believe the award goes to whoever had the best year, I don't care what kind of dues you have paid. Did the AMAs give Faith the award because 1. She had a better year than Carrie, 2. They too think you need to pay your dues, or 3. Sympathy over Faith's outburst at the CMAs?

2006-11-22 00:53:46 · 4 answers · asked by Eric 3 in Music

2006-11-22 00:52:20 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the woman invites him to the theater followed by drinks. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap...and stay for breakfast the next morning. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been incredible! "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?" "No," she replies, "You just happened to catch my eye."

2006-11-22 00:51:19 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 00:50:56 · 31 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Is Fergie the girl from the Black Eyed Peas?

2006-11-22 00:50:27 · 10 answers · asked by Jordan D 2 in Music

That's a lot of standing in line and sometimes rude people. I get to work and help the rude (and nice) people!

2006-11-22 00:50:01 · 16 answers · asked by AKA FrogButt 7 in Polls & Surveys

I've been deducted 10 points for no reason. I can't see how any of my q's or a's could be seen as rude or offensive! Can anyone shed any light please?!

2006-11-22 00:48:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

How did that make you feel?

On a side note, how does Genophobia get passed on?

2006-11-22 00:47:48 · 5 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

hang on a sec, the phone rang...

ok, back, what was i say... oh yeah, the first thing you think of when i say... grrrrrr, dang phone, brb...

sheesh.. ok the first thing you think of when i say







telemarketer.

2006-11-22 00:47:19 · 9 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:46:50 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Tips on love, from those who should know. All questions were answered by kids, ages 5-10.

WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?

"Eighty-four, because at that age, you don't have to work anymore, and you can spend all your time loving each other in your bedroom." (Judy, 8)

"Once I'm done with kindergarten, I'm going to find me a wife." (Tom, 5)

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." (Mike, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a big ring and her own VCR, 'cause she'll want to have videos of the wedding." (Jim, 10)

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you. But if nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." (Kally, 9)

THE GREAT DEBATE: IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?

"It's better for girls to be single, but not for boys. Boys need somebody to clean up after them." (Lynette, 9)

"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." (Kenny, 7)

CONCERNING WHY LOVE HAPPENS BETWEEN TWO PARTICULAR PEOPLE

"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." (Jan, 9)

"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." (Harlen, 8)

ON WHAT FALLING IN LOVE IS LIKE

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." (Roger, 9)

"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." (Leo, 7)

ON THE ROLE OF GOOD LOOKS IN LOVE

"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." (Jeanne, 8)

"It isn't always just how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." (Gary, 7)

"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." (Christine, 9)

CONCERNING WHY LOVERS OFTEN HOLD HANDS

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." (Dave, 8)

CONFIDENTIAL OPINIONS ABOUT LOVE

"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when 'The Simpsons' is on television." (Anita, 6)

"Love will find you, even if you are trying to hide from it. I have been trying to hide from it since I was five, but the girls keep finding me."(Bobby, 8)

"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough."(Regina, 10)

THE PERSONAL QUALITIES NECESSARY TO BE A GOOD LOVER

"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills."(Ava, 8)

SOME SUREFIRE WAYS TO MAKE A PERSON FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU

"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." (Del, 6)

"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." (Alonzo, 9)

"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." (Bart, 9)

HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE IN LOVE?

"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." (John, 9)

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire. They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts are on fire." (Christine, 9)

WHAT MOST PEOPLE ARE THINKING WHEN THEY SAY "I LOVE YOU"

"The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him. But I hope he showers at least once a day." (Michelle, 9)

HOW A PERSON LEARNS TO KISS

"You learn it right on the spot when the gooshy feelings get the best of you." (Doug, 7)

"It might help to watch soap operas all day." (Carin, 9)

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?

"It's never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you...That's why I stopped doing it." (Jean, 10)

HOW TO MAKE LOVE ENDURE

"Spend most of your time loving instead of going to work." (Tom, 7)

"Be a good kisser. It might make your wife forget that you never take out the trash." (Randy, 8)

2006-11-22 00:46:00 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 00:45:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Just listened to the new Young Knives C.D. Absolutely fantastic, best release of the year by far. Your opinion, please?

2006-11-22 00:45:27 · 3 answers · asked by dicko 3 in Music

Why do people, especially estate dwellers and Jeremy Kyle/Trisha guests, always start a sentence with 'At the end of the day' or 'he turned around to me' Firstly, at the end of the day I go to bed and cant be bothered arguing about DNA tests or whatever, and secondly, do these people conduct their conversations with their backs to eachother, only turning round to hurl an insult then turning back again?

2006-11-22 00:44:29 · 15 answers · asked by ♥Tallulah♥ 4 in Television

I stated that I am soon to be a free agent, and asked if there are any takers. I also stated that I shower every day and I make my own money.

Maybe I should have asked, "Why is the sky blue?" instead.........

2006-11-22 00:43:23 · 7 answers · asked by spun_up_06 4 in Polls & Surveys

You do when you get home from work on a friday?

2006-11-22 00:42:33 · 22 answers · asked by salstick 6 in Polls & Surveys

Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."

Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"

2006-11-22 00:41:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

subversive humor?
or flaming nutjobs?

2006-11-22 00:41:11 · 8 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

that I am an atheist and this is a joke before you answer. What did the chap who came to nail Jesus on the cross say? Can you cross your legs lad I've only got three nails !!!!!!!!!!

2006-11-22 00:39:21 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I was thinking of getting the soundtrack to Step up and I was wondering was it any good.

2006-11-22 00:38:51 · 5 answers · asked by Drop a heart, break a name 3 in Music

i saw it thought it was fab lol so so funny

2006-11-22 00:38:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-22 00:37:26 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

don't take it seriously .... for all you tight butt saints

2006-11-22 00:37:07 · 23 answers · asked by Gummi Bear Devourer II 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:36:54 · 18 answers · asked by Joni J 6 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think that the lead singers for Nightwish, Within temptation and Evanescence make a perfect Gothic Group??? and those three girls aren't they beautiful??

2006-11-22 00:36:02 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My date of birth is 04.03.1978(Saturday) at 12.40 P.M in Kolkata/Calcutta India.
I want to know that whether my chart/horoscope shows any indication of going abroad in Year 2008(June onwards) to do Doctoral(Ph.D in Management-Finance), as I will be giving the GMAT & Toefl in Sep/Oct 2007.

2006-11-22 00:35:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

performing 4 ur family on holidays? or playiong music while you all eat?

2006-11-22 00:34:49 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 00:34:44 · 27 answers · asked by Adam 7 in Celebrities

There was a married couple and the woman was packing bags and the husband asked where she was going and she said, "I found out that I can go to Las Vegas to make $400 a night doing what I give you for free." The man said, "I'm coming with you." The woman asked why, and the man said, "I want to see how you're going to live on $800 a year.

2006-11-22 00:34:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles