Little Stevie was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when two people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"
She was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling."
Little Stevie just said, "Oh, OK." and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.
A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called bunk beds! -- and Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
2006-11-22 00:41:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...thats funnie! Ok...this really is kinda off this topic but it does have to do with my Grandmother! When i was 13 me and my best friend Erin had the biggest crush on a WWF wrestler...I think it was Matt Hardy or something like that...Neways...we would always argue over who loved him more and if he had to choose between the 2 of us, who would he pick.(Remember we were 13) For X-mas she gave me a card and on the inside it said
"Kimmie,
Ur my best friend! Lets not fight over a guy...we can share! U can have him for X-mas and I can have him for New Years. lol
Merry X-mas,
Erin"
It was an inside joke between the 2 of us. I put the card in my purse and when i came home sat my purse on the living room table. My Granny was putting the cards above the fireplace. She read my card(Mind U we have a whole house load of people there...aunts, uncles, cousins, sisters, friends...u get the picture) and she reads the card and shouts out "Kimberly Ann, Dont you know your not supposed to share guys! Thats how you get HERPIES!" lol..I almost died! We laughed so hard and i had to explain it! lol i was 13 and she thought i was loosey goosey! he he...my mom reminds me of that every year! lol
:O)
2006-11-22 00:55:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's sweet of you to care, yet you do not favor to worry a lot -- that's truly something between your mom and grandma and also you're purely being dragged into the midsection by her because you've been an "basic purpose". next time, do not attempt to justify or clarify, purely tell grandma that you very a lot get excitement from her concern, and that she might want to communicate such as your mom about it. Then purely substitute the topic or go away the room.
2016-11-29 09:03:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ! The little Devil has created the Confusion for his Granny !! Now its the turn of granny to narrate the whole story to Jimmy's Mom and tender her apologies !!! Ha Ha Ha ....too funny! I liked it !
2006-11-22 00:50:30 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hah! Funny.
2006-11-22 00:43:33 · answer #4 · answered by Brina 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute! I will pass that on to all my Grandma friends.
2006-11-22 00:45:12 · answer #5 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny and cute
2006-11-22 00:47:53 · answer #6 · answered by chillpill 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2006-11-22 00:43:46 · answer #7 · answered by ellenrose219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HHAHAHAHAHA thats a riot!!!
2006-11-22 00:51:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
THATS HILARIOUS!!
2006-11-22 00:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by jigglet92 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GREAT!!!!! that was tooo funny!!!!
2006-11-22 01:00:33 · answer #10 · answered by polarbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋