that I am an atheist and this is a joke before you answer. What did the chap who came to nail Jesus on the cross say? Can you cross your legs lad I've only got three nails !!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-22 00:39:21 · 15 answers · asked by Shredder 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dont bother with the insults i've heard them all before !!!!!!
2006-11-22 00:40:38 · update #1
I'm an agnostic so sometimes I might find it funny, LOL
2006-11-22 00:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes ! That was the only way he could have completed his job ! Neither he couldn't have asked to cross his hands nor he could have left one leg just hanging in the air , as that would have looked too ugly and non -artistic !!!
2006-11-22 08:46:18 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus Christ knocks on the door of an Inn and hands the Innkeeper 3 nails, and says, " Can you put me up for the night?"!!
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2006-11-22 08:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm an atheist too mate, some people really need to get a life. We lose more human life in the name of religion than we do with Bush's friendly fire
2006-11-22 15:40:44 · answer #4 · answered by micky 114 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, thats in bad taste. i'm not sure if i believe in the crucifixion either, but i believe in some form of god and i think thats in bad taste. i mean, you may not mind the insults, but you might be insulting somebody. so just to keep that in mind. and it wasn't funny.
2006-11-22 08:55:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a really offensive joke it was quite funny!
2006-11-22 08:43:01 · answer #6 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl very gd 10/10
2006-11-22 10:51:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i get it. imnot gonna nsult u bcuz u got ur thawts and i gots mine and (random thawt) a baby's gots 2 do what a baby gots 2 do.
2006-11-22 08:44:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Hungrygrl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooh painful
2006-11-22 08:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't get it at first but now i do
funny but nasty lol
2006-11-22 08:41:19 · answer #10 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋