Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

A boss wondered why one of his most valued and reliable employees one day failed to appear at work but had not phoned in sick. He dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.

"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.

"Yes," whispered the small voice.

May I talk with him?"

The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"

"Yes."

"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."

Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"

"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."

Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,

"May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.

"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.

Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.

"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."

Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"

Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:

.............."ME!"

2006-11-22 23:32:25 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

1,000,000 and 1,000,000,000

2006-11-22 23:31:24 · 13 answers · asked by Ormoz 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 23:30:58 · 6 answers · asked by carmeLa 2 in Movies

wot did u think of it. i went to see it and thought tat it was crap it was more romantic rather then a 007 movie and had no nice cars.........

2006-11-22 23:30:28 · 20 answers · asked by D 1 in Movies

2006-11-22 23:30:03 · 5 answers · asked by Tom M 1 in Music

2006-11-22 23:30:01 · 13 answers · asked by Jame W 1 in Music

i want to buy a richard simmons disco sweat dvd and not sure if it will work on my dvd player

2006-11-22 23:29:44 · 5 answers · asked by pisceslady a 4 in Television

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2006-11-22 23:28:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 23:27:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

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2006-11-22 23:26:34 · 7 answers · asked by Electric 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 23:25:27 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-22 23:25:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 23:24:19 · 8 answers · asked by Sandi 1 in Television

2006-11-22 23:22:43 · 7 answers · asked by Andrew 1 in Television

2006-11-22 23:20:39 · 4 answers · asked by sam 1 in Music

who thinks that we should have Boris Johnson in Celeb Big Brother.. i think it would be hilarious.

2006-11-22 23:20:15 · 8 answers · asked by Andy_T 2 in Television

2006-11-22 23:19:25 · 1 answers · asked by Kelly 1 in Music

hey i do need knock knock jokes
like who s there: max . max who? max no difference
or who's there - scott. scott who? scott nothing to do with you.

tell me more tell me more.

keep on smiling thx

2006-11-22 23:18:49 · 21 answers · asked by langstrumpf 4 in Jokes & Riddles

A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. As this is her first pregnacy the doc asks if she has any questions. She replies "well am a liitle bit worried about the pain how much will childbirth hurt?" doc replies"well the level of pain is hard to describe,but i will try..........Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little......."like this""no a little more""like this no a little more""like this" yes does that hurt? a little bit "Now stretch it over your head"............................ keep smiling

2006-11-22 23:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 23:16:31 · 17 answers · asked by people are scum 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 23:14:51 · 6 answers · asked by RYAN 1 in Comics & Animation

As per me, Priyanka Chopra should had to be considered instead of giving this challenging role to aged Aishwariya. Becoz Aishawariya is fit for timeless movies like "Umrao jaan",etc, whereas Priyanka fits best in extra-energetic roles.
What do u say ?

2006-11-22 23:14:29 · 4 answers · asked by nirman doshi 2 in Movies

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2006-11-22 23:13:24 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 23:13:02 · 3 answers · asked by Nicholas R 1 in Movies

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian.

The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area.

Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten"

As Justin had his mind firmly on becoming a predator, a mysterious cod appears and says, "Your wish is granted" and lo and behold Justin turned into a shark.

Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate.

Time went on and Justin found himself becoming bored and lonely as a shark. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight.

While out swimming alone one day he sees the mysterious cod again and can't believe his luck. Justin figured that the fish could change him back into a prawn. He begs the cod to change him back, so lo and behold, he is turned back into a prawn.

With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a cocktail. (The punch line does not involve a prawn cocktail - it's much worse).

Looking around the gathering at the reef, he searched for his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked.

"He's at home distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply.

Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain the torture, he set off to Christian's house. As he opened the coral gate the memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again."

Christian replied "No way man, you'll eat me. You're a shark, the enemy and I'll not be tricked."

Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed. I've found Cod, I'm a prawn again Christian."

2006-11-22 23:11:06 · 14 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 23:09:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 23:09:16 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

i was really shocked with this article...

check this out: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

2006-11-22 23:08:28 · 24 answers · asked by red ranger 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-22 23:07:39 · 17 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

I am a Aries and i think they are well known for their rash actions and go get them nature, but i am kinda like an oposite, i am artistic and very good with written work. I know that i get a few traits from Aries like my anger, I often do very cruel things to people when they annoy me so they look at me as if i am a traitor, so whats ur opinion?

2006-11-22 23:05:53 · 16 answers · asked by advent_dragon23 1 in Horoscopes