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A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant. As this is her first pregnacy the doc asks if she has any questions. She replies "well am a liitle bit worried about the pain how much will childbirth hurt?" doc replies"well the level of pain is hard to describe,but i will try..........Grab your upper lip and pull it out a little......."like this""no a little more""like this no a little more""like this" yes does that hurt? a little bit "Now stretch it over your head"............................ keep smiling

2006-11-22 23:18:07 · 16 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

Hey Bruce! Nice joke, you made me laugh! LOL! If you get this on ThanksGiving Day, "HAPPY THANKSGIVING" and thanks for making us laugh! It's the best medicine that you could ever get. -SMILE- and you also get a -WINK!-

2006-11-22 23:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by Christine 4 · 1 0

now. Boring is the man that analyses a joke so much that it is no longer funny. But forgive me for saying,
can you imagine the pain of actually doing that? ouch.
that really made me tingle, like nails over a blackboard!

2006-11-22 23:24:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nice one mate

2006-11-22 23:26:19 · answer #3 · answered by chantelle d 3 · 0 0

Joan Rivers...

2006-11-22 23:26:01 · answer #4 · answered by rab333 4 · 0 0

lol 7/10

2006-11-23 01:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Mick Jagger springs to mind !

2006-11-23 00:48:17 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0 0

Cute one..you made me laugh..Thanks

2006-11-22 23:29:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If men had babies then I'm sure there wouldn't be all the fuss.

2006-11-23 00:37:26 · answer #8 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0 0

Terrible mate....

2006-11-22 23:19:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL, worse than that mate!

2006-11-22 23:39:00 · answer #10 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0 0

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