A boss wondered why one of his most valued and reliable employees one day failed to appear at work but had not phoned in sick. He dialled the
employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.
"Hello?"
"Is your daddy home?" he asked.
"Yes," whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?"
The child whispered, "No."
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"
"Yes."
"May I talk with her?"
Again the small voice whispered, "No."
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is anybody else there?"
"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,
"May I speak with the policeman?"
"No, he's busy", whispered the child.
"Busy doing what?"
"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"
"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.
"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:
.............."ME!"
2006-11-22 23:32:25 · 20 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, that was funny and typical of kids!
2006-11-22 23:45:57 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good alternative to calling in sick - put on a childish voice and make hello-copper sounds.
2006-11-23 07:35:30 · answer #2 · answered by k² 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now thats a classic joke lol
2006-11-23 09:31:05 · answer #3 · answered by tanj_maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tryn looking in the wardrobe !
2006-11-23 08:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one I like the suspense!! LMAO
2006-11-23 07:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Viri 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha! That was really funny. Made me chuckle, dude.
2006-11-23 08:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Hardrock 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still funny.
2006-11-23 07:43:08 · answer #7 · answered by Baby Doll 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! So funny and very cute too! nice one! Thumbs up :)
2006-11-23 07:46:37 · answer #8 · answered by Motti _Shish 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. another hit as usual. 10/10
2006-11-23 08:37:19 · answer #9 · answered by ibro999 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Long one but worth it!
2006-11-23 08:20:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋