Entertainment & Music - 22 November 2006

I am curious why telepathi sometime true and sometime totally wrong.

2006-11-22 21:14:00 · 1 answers · asked by sharon 3 in Horoscopes

Garden State... and what did you think about it?? What was your favorite part?? Did you like the soundtrack?? Did you "connect" with any of the characters??

2006-11-22 21:13:08 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

When you kiss your spouse good night, do you roll over and just go to sleep or do you hold each other until the morning in each others arms?

2006-11-22 21:12:59 · 20 answers · asked by MissChatea 4 in Polls & Surveys

So spell-check is useless.

2006-11-22 21:12:55 · 6 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Have you ever lost anyone to Hollywood? Rock stars, actors, authors...

2006-11-22 21:12:30 · 7 answers · asked by jane 3 in Celebrities

i cant sleep because of it any suggestions?

2006-11-22 21:12:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

And why?
And how?

2006-11-22 21:10:58 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone tell me what Seebohm Rowntree & Charles Booth found about poverty in Britain in 1899?

2006-11-22 21:10:41 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 21:08:15 · 10 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 21:06:31 · 13 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

The calender may or may not be for a charitable cause.

2006-11-22 21:06:12 · 22 answers · asked by Sunrise 5 in Polls & Surveys

taste, smell, touch, sight , hearing.

2006-11-22 21:04:58 · 11 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?........so she could lipread..........keep smiling

2006-11-22 21:02:49 · 23 answers · asked by man with the golden gun 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 21:01:36 · 10 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

share your name?

2006-11-22 21:01:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'd say Whack(o) a Bush

2006-11-22 21:01:25 · 9 answers · asked by specs appeal 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 21:00:34 · 23 answers · asked by sha_la_la 3 in Polls & Surveys

Can I miss this movie? What everyone likes about Bond..if they do..

2006-11-22 20:59:45 · 4 answers · asked by ram_luchman 1 in Movies

did he die or is my hubby just telling me this...he said that he died of a massive heart attack...is this true?

2006-11-22 20:59:25 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa 5 in Celebrities

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away..........Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"




CAR TROUBLE




A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, "What's the story?"

He replies, "Just crap in the carburetor" She asks, "How often do I have to do that?"




SPEEDING TICKET




A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

2006-11-22 20:59:08 · 17 answers · asked by charlie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the
envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.

"Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I
had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene
with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I
knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older
than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.

Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children.

Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't, really hurt
anyone.

We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people
in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your
many grandchildren.


Love, your son, John.



P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
school report that's on my desk.

I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home

2006-11-22 20:58:28 · 15 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

If Bill Gates were killed in a car accident. He might
find himself being sized up by God.

"...Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm
not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After
all, you enormously helped society by putting a
computer in almost every home in the world, and yet
you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do
something I've never done before. In your case, I'm
going to let you decide where you want to go!"

Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference
between the two?"

God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places
briefly if it will help you make a decision."

"Fine, but where should I go first?"

God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first."

So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy
beach with clear waters.

There were thousands of beautiful women running around,
playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about.

The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God.
"If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

"Fine," said God, and off they went.

Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels
drifting about playing harps and singing.

It was nice, but not as enticing as Hell.

Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his
decision. "Hmm, I think prefer Hell," he told God.

"Fine," retorted God, "as you desire."

So Bill Gates went to Hell.

Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late
billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a
wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave.

He was being burned and tortured by demons.

"How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and
disappointment, "This is awful; this is NOT what I
expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened
to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful
women playing in the water?"





God says, "That was the screen saver."

2006-11-22 20:55:44 · 48 answers · asked by keekee 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-22 20:54:24 · 7 answers · asked by Red Yeti 5 in Polls & Surveys

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE INJAPAN) for 6am. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet(MADE IN INDIA) he sat down with his calculator (MADE INMEXICO) to see how much he could spend today. After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) he got in his car (MADE IN GERMANY) filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia and continued his search for a good paying ENGLISH JOB. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia), Joe decided to relax for a while. He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured himself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on his TV(MADE IN INDONESIA), and then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in.. england

2006-11-22 20:53:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Laura? Who the heck is Laura, what am I supposed to think of her, and why?

2006-11-22 20:52:53 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-22 20:52:53 · 27 answers · asked by sha_la_la 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 20:52:50 · 4 answers · asked by nikkinat 2 in Music

Love!

2006-11-22 20:52:23 · 15 answers · asked by Creative 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-22 20:52:01 · 4 answers · asked by nikkinat 2 in Music

And you just want better versions of it? Or are you content with your current status?

2006-11-22 20:51:27 · 13 answers · asked by bezsenný 5 in Polls & Surveys