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2006-11-22 20:20:59 · 2 answers · asked by girlkieuki_ 9 1 in Television
Once upon a time, nice yahoo answers users and killjoy were on a boat.
Killjoy had nothing better to do than searching for repeated jokes on this site and say “it is old” “ heard it”, “repeated”
All of a sudden nice yahoo answers users threw killjoy into the sea for being a miserable old ****.
Yahoo users lived happily ever after enjoying the jokes even if they were repeated because they are still funny especially to those who hadn’t heard them before.
2006-11-22 20:20:37 · 16 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles
gooooodnite!
2006-11-22 20:18:25 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
christina or britney?
2006-11-22 20:16:51 · 18 answers · asked by hottie 2 in Celebrities
Remember the days of Transformers, G.I. Joe, Robotech, Animaniacs and Duck Tales waiting for you when you got home from school? Why do kids not have that anymore on regular TV? You have to go to Cartoon Network to see any sort of cartoons for kids these days.
2006-11-22 20:16:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television
right there a few hundred feet up in the sky, nice day.sun reflected off its surface. there was no exhaust comeing from it.I pulled my car over & sat and watched it for a while then drove on.wonder what it was.?
2006-11-22 20:14:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-11-22 20:13:32 · 15 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 20:12:30 · 1 answers · asked by Blue-Eyed Soul Jim 1 in Celebrities
A guy sits opposite a stunning blonde in a mini skirt and high heels in a railway carriage. He keeps staring at her legs and it becomes apparent very quickly that the young lady is without underwear.
Do you think my pus*y is pretty? she asks the guy. He turns beetroot red and replies "Ummm mmm, I beg your pardon"
She replies "My pus*y is very special and can perform tricks, here I'll blow you a kiss". With that she opens her legs and makes her pus*y blow the man a kiss. He is stunned.
"It can also wink at you" she says, and with that she gets her pus*y to wink at him. He is gob smacked.
She then says to him "Would you like to stick two fingers inside?". "F**k me" replies the man "You're not telling me it can whistle as well?"
2006-11-22 20:12:25 · 21 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles
i was able to download a movie on my computer. but, don't know how to burn it on DVD. tried to use Nero; but that didn't help. Any suggestions?
2006-11-22 20:11:55 · 5 answers · asked by debra b 1 in Movies
she looks like a horse - why did she do it? I thought she was a sensible young girl..??
2006-11-22 20:11:24 · 5 answers · asked by Rachmanioff 1 in Celebrities
Will you please have a wonderful Thanksgiving? Will you please enjoy your loved ones? And, for heaven's sake, will you please please please...Have a wonderful night?
2006-11-22 20:10:20 · 19 answers · asked by Nikki Tesla 6 in Polls & Surveys
i loved that movie. i own the DVD. what did you think of it?
2006-11-22 20:09:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
If so... Tell me what you think... I believe the 28 year wait was to long but it is a great Cd...
2006-11-22 20:07:31 · 1 answers · asked by shaaza 3 in Celebrities
Whitney Houston plans to make a big comeback after drug abuse hard times. Is that so possible for her after those coccaine, marijuana and pot etc etc ruin or change her vocal chords totally? My aunt is a vocal coach and she do know about how awful and scary the defect of drugs on your vocal chords. Once you used drugs, your vocal chords will change forever.
Can Whitney Houston sing with a high and long tone of voice? like she did back to her once golden era in late 80's and early 90's? She even recently cannot sing 'I Will Always Love You' in the same vibe like she did for her Bodyguard Soundtrack anymore... when she has to come to the last part of that song, she seemed lost her breath and shortened her range of voice.
Do you think she can make such a huge comeback early next year, considering Whitney Houston was once synonimous with the greatest voice of all that could call angels from Heaven.... but now... nobody knows if she still possessed her golden voice or not?
2006-11-22 20:06:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television
I have a hard time accepting reality...
:(
2006-11-22 20:05:05 · 23 answers · asked by falzalnz 6 in Polls & Surveys
I know it's a double standard but we can't escape it. So seriously, besides the whole " YAY, I'm getting laid!!" part, what are you really thinking of her?
2006-11-22 20:04:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 20:04:38 · 15 answers · asked by chengyee siu 1 in Music
2006-11-22 20:04:06 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
2006-11-22 20:03:48 · 9 answers · asked by sanjana 1 in Music
mine is 100% ghost recon 2 the playstation version, the xbox version is much better!
2006-11-22 20:00:08 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 19:57:14 · 7 answers · asked by sry f 1 in Movies
It's called "Tell Me" feat. Christina Aguilera if you wanna watch it or listen to it it's www.myspace.com/diddy
my opinion is that it's a great song and it's in my head for life.
2006-11-22 19:56:01 · 3 answers · asked by Lyrical Lie 5 in Music
In vegetable section of a supermarket.
A man comes in & asks “Do you have half a head of lettuce?”
Assistant: No sir, we only sell whole heads of lettuce.”
But the man replies that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head.
The shop assistant says he’ll go ask his manager about the matter.
He says to his manager,
"There's some @sshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce!"
As he was finishing saying this, he turns around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, "mmm, And this gentleman wants to buy the other half!"
The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way.
Later the manager called on the boy & said,
"You almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressed with the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here. Where are you from son?"
The boy replied, "Minnesota sir."
"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota?" asked the manager.
The boy replied, "They're all just whores and hockey players up there."
"Really?," replied the manager, "My wife is from Minnesota!!"
The boy replied, "No kidding! What team did she play for?"
2006-11-22 19:55:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
I read in a magazine where the kids of rockers got to wear their parents cast-off clothing - the daughter of Cobain/Love was wearing her dads pyjamas bottoms and cardigan - when i was younger i wore my dads shirts and ties - but would you - could you - or is it only cool if your parents an icon?
2006-11-22 19:55:30 · 33 answers · asked by suki doo 6 in Polls & Surveys
michael richards made a few bad comments about blacks and he is bombarded with criticism and ridicule and will probably be considered a racist for the rest of his life. yet chris rock, dave chapelle, and the wayans brothers ENTIRE ACT is slamming and degrading whites and babbling on about how inferior whites are to blacks and poking fun at how whites walk, talk, dress, and act. rappers can even chant about murdering whites and raping white girls and they get rich and famous. and then there's spike lee who refused interviews from any white reporters and remember that zima commercial with two white guys dancing in a black club and one said "who let THEM in"? so in other words white racism is hideous and disgusting but black racism is applauded and rewarded. i always thought the civil rights movement was meant to end racism and make everyone equal. all it's done is reverse the roles. anyone see my point?
2006-11-22 19:54:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities
Give me your best boring question.
Mine is this " What is the best method of cleaning window shades?".
2006-11-22 19:51:31 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-22 19:47:56 · 6 answers · asked by psyche 1 in Music
D.O.B. 19/11/06 at 3.45 PM
2006-11-22 19:47:42 · 4 answers · asked by indu 1 in Horoscopes
Last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club. It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing. Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin. Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....It was a coffin.
Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.
BUMP........
BUMP........
BUMP........
He could feel the coffin gaining on him, He started walking faster.........
BUMP........BUMP......
BUMP........BUMP.....
BUMP........BUMP......
The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
BUMP....BUMP...BUMP...
He started to sprint, but so did the coffin.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP....
BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.
Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, His hand trembling; he managed to open the lock. He dived inside slamming the front door behind him. He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door. The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continue its chase.....
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP.... BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...
BUMP...SCREECH...HOP... BUMP...SCREEC H...HOP...
The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges....
The coffin stood in the doorway, and then started to approach the young terrified lad.
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......
He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin. Still it came .
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....
Still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it...
still it came......
BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...
He grabbed some Benilyn cough mixture and threw it........
The coffin stopped.
2006-11-22 19:47:05 · 18 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles
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