In the honeymoon suite, the husband takes his socks off.
"Aaargh!" cries the wife. " What happened to your feet?"
"Well" says hubby, "I had Tolio when I was little.
"Don't you mean Polio?"
"No, it just affected my toes, so the doctor called it Tolio."
He takes his trousers off and wife screams again. "Look at your knees!"
"Yes", says Hubby, "I had Neasles."
Off come the underpants, and she's starting to get the idea.
"Don't tell me" she giggles "Small cox!"
2006-11-22
19:06:20
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