hey i do need knock knock jokes
like who s there: max . max who? max no difference
or who's there - scott. scott who? scott nothing to do with you.
tell me more tell me more.
keep on smiling thx
2006-11-22 23:18:49 · 21 answers · asked by langstrumpf 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Knock Knock
Who's There?
Europe
Europe who
No I'm not a poo, just a sh!t head
2006-11-23 05:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by jabelite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: Knock knock
A: Who's there
Atish!
Atish-who?
Sounds like a bad cold you've got there.
LOL
The person above me appears to be a little slow - he copied the joke off me and also forgot the punchline! WHOOPS. How embarrassing for him.
2006-11-23 07:20:26 · answer #2 · answered by hello772345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock no one there
2006-11-26 05:37:08 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
whos there
i'm who
i'm coming to get you
2006-11-23 07:56:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Who's there?
I did ap
I did ap who!
Childish but funny!
2006-11-23 07:23:33 · answer #5 · answered by Flossie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
knock knock
who's there
boo
boo who
no need to cry about it
that was my favourite knock knock joke as a kid
2006-11-23 09:18:17 · answer #6 · answered by destiny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
2006-11-23 07:32:03 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Knock knock
Whos there?
Ive dunop
Ive dunop who?
Er i thought i could smell something!
2006-11-23 07:22:54 · answer #8 · answered by Shadow Fletcher 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
knock knock
who's there?
the POLICE ...GET on the floor NOW!Hands on your head,,SHUT UP and dont talk..you have the right to remain silent......
2006-11-23 07:26:15 · answer #9 · answered by darren_nnx 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Knock Knock..
Whos there...
Police officer Smith....
Police officer Smith who?...
Police officer Smith here trying to tell you your sons been killed in a car crash!!
Knock Knock..
Whos there...
Asylum seeker....
Piss off then you scrounger!!!
2006-11-23 08:33:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋