How many men does it take to open a can of beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer the sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men break wind more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling
at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a male chauvinist pig?
A woman that won't do what she's told.
I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months:
I don't like to interrupt her.
What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
Divorced.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a wedding cake.
Marriage is a 3 ring circus:
Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffering.
Our last fight was my fault: My wife asked me,"What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust."
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Woman. Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said to her,"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said. "God, I wish I had your will power."
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classified: "Wife Wanted."
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
2006-11-22 02:25:17 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent stuff. its all true too (dont tell my gf i said that)
2006-11-22 02:29:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. A woman can beat a man. It depends on both their skills in the Ring. Just because a woman wins a match over a man doesn't mean it's fake. Just look at the former wwe wrestler CHYNA. She could beat almost any man.
2016-05-22 14:36:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-11-22 02:37:33 · answer #3 · answered by i love simple plan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am a woman....and i thought those jokes were......frikkin funny....lol
good ones, made me laugh
that made my day....lol
2006-11-22 02:33:24 · answer #4 · answered by Bobbi N 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2006-11-22 02:50:16 · answer #5 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny.... jerk... tooo bad not all women are like that... see holding grudges from other... uhhh...
they were cute tho... he he
2006-11-22 02:33:20 · answer #6 · answered by red.one9luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was wonderful, real gr8 !!
2006-11-22 02:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL ....................OK .........they were funny I 'd give you that ............LOL
but please do not make a habit of this .........LOL........ ".A true woman is someone who soften not weaken a man " LOL...........
Thanks for sharing and happy thanksgiving : - )
2006-11-22 04:08:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
funny
2006-11-22 03:05:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one ! really good !
2006-11-22 05:52:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋