hi, im bored, i need jokes!!!! tell me yours, i have one.
a boy,4 years old, is in play-school and says 'PLEASE MISS, can i go to the toilet'
'ok' says the teacher 'if you tell me the first 3 letters of the alphabet'
'err' said the boy.
that night he asks his mum for the 1st letter who is on the phone 'LIKE SHUT UP, NO WAY!' she screams at her freind.
he then asks his dad who was playing darts, for the 2nd letter, with his elder brother '180!!!' dad shouts.
he asks his younger brother who is 3, for the 3rd letter 'my little wello boom boom car' he said not able to pronounce his words.
next day, 'PLEASE MISS' he says again 'can i use the tiolet?'
'ok' she says 'but tell me what the first 3 letters of the alphabet ar'
'LIKE SHUT UP..' he says but the teacher interupts him
'I DO BEG YOUR PARDON' she screams'how many detentions do you want?'
'180!' he replies
' oh do you, how do you plan to get away?'
' in my little wello boom boom car'
rubbish i know :(
2006-11-18
14:08:54
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