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aishvariya rai and music composed bye a r rahman
2006-11-18 00:28:14 · 1 answers · asked by pritik m 1 in Music
A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"
2006-11-18 00:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
...in general
...thanx~
2006-11-18 00:25:19 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-18 00:23:17 · 10 answers · asked by ALTAF R 1 in Celebrities
♥
2006-11-18 00:21:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
arg!
2006-11-18 00:21:11 · 21 answers · asked by Cap'n Donna 7 in Polls & Surveys
i want to see video clips on line , but i dont know , which site , offer this service , i want to see music on line , so what is the site name????
2006-11-18 00:20:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
How long did it take for you to receive your order?
2006-11-18 00:20:02 · 7 answers · asked by Cori 3 in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-18 00:18:59 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
I am looking for good foreign movies. Any recommendations?
2006-11-18 00:17:35 · 15 answers · asked by Dr.Seuss 5 in Movies
just by log on to yahoo.com
2006-11-18 00:14:25 · 8 answers · asked by Goldy 1 in Polls & Surveys
Two lads had been out one night and got they'r leg over for the first time , they were feeling guilty so they decided to go to confession , the first one goes in and says, forgive me father for i have sinned , the priest says , what have you done my son , he says i had carnal knowledge last night and i know its a sin , the priest says , you'l have to tell me who it was with before i can grant absolution , the lad says , i cant father , it would bring shame on her family , the priest says , ok i'l run some names past you and just nod of its the right one , was it Molly Malone , he shakes his head , was it Sheila Oriely , he shakes his head , was it Colleeen Obrien , he shakes his head , the priest says i'm sorry my son but i cant give you absolution without the whole truth , off you go , his mate says , did you get absolution , he says , no , but i got the names of three more dead certs !!
2006-11-18 00:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Jokes & Riddles
♥Did you need it?
2006-11-18 00:11:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't either.
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Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
2006-11-18 00:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
Picture this :-
NEO, Agent Smith, Jason,T-x(evil female robot in terminator 3).
Predator
If they all fight in a single Arena with all their powers, who
do you think will win and WHY ?
2006-11-18 00:10:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-11-18 00:09:04 · 9 answers · asked by tttyhin 2 in Television
through the music there is a voice saying "oh yeah "
2006-11-18 00:08:33 · 11 answers · asked by iansollyjane 1 in Movies
2006-11-18 00:07:18 · 12 answers · asked by saufeeya g 1 in Music
Are they wannabe punks or talented musicians?
2006-11-18 00:06:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
2006-11-18 00:06:37 · 3 answers · asked by tttyhin 2 in Television
2006-11-18 00:05:56 · 3 answers · asked by tttyhin 2 in Television
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!
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Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
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Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.
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Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
2006-11-18 00:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
he's got little legs.
2006-11-18 00:04:47 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
2006-11-18 00:04:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes
what is the installation code for Harry Potter 1 and harry potter 2?
i may mark any one of ur answers the best!
2006-11-18 00:03:22 · 3 answers · asked by muaythai 1 in Celebrities
I dreamt that one of my students (HE is four) was pergnant and in labor. He startd bleeding real bad and we had to take him to the hospitol, on the way som ganstas were chasing us then we switched cars to a beat up 2 seater with 2 kids in the back. I think I woke up B4 the end.
2006-11-18 00:02:53 · 9 answers · asked by Me luv u long time 5 in Polls & Surveys
I love that song, but i get conflicting responses from friends on what they are singing about.
2006-11-18 00:02:38 · 10 answers · asked by Mike E 3 in Music
2006-11-18 00:02:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
was i t advertising a food product
2006-11-18 00:02:16 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation
A young man was walking through a supermarket to pick up a few things when he noticed an old lady following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he ignored her and continued on. Finally he went to the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me," she said, "I'm sorry if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look just like my son, who just died recently."
"I'm very sorry," replied the young man, "is there anything I can do for you?"
"Yes," she said, "As I'm leaving, can you say 'Good bye, Mother'? It would make me feel so much better."
"Sure," answered the young man.
As the old woman was leaving, he called out, "Goodbye, Mother!"
As he stepped up to the checkout counter, he saw that his total was $127.50.
"How can that be?" He asked, "I only purchased a few things!"
"Your mother said that you would pay for her," said the clerk.
2006-11-18 00:01:04 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles
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