Two lads had been out one night and got they'r leg over for the first time , they were feeling guilty so they decided to go to confession , the first one goes in and says, forgive me father for i have sinned , the priest says , what have you done my son , he says i had carnal knowledge last night and i know its a sin , the priest says , you'l have to tell me who it was with before i can grant absolution , the lad says , i cant father , it would bring shame on her family , the priest says , ok i'l run some names past you and just nod of its the right one , was it Molly Malone , he shakes his head , was it Sheila Oriely , he shakes his head , was it Colleeen Obrien , he shakes his head , the priest says i'm sorry my son but i cant give you absolution without the whole truth , off you go , his mate says , did you get absolution , he says , no , but i got the names of three more dead certs !!
2006-11-18 00:12:22 · 10 answers · asked by nicemanvery 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow !! It was a greatwind fall for the lads, to have sure shot certs that too from a genuine, fool proof source !! I can't say about the grant of absolution to the lads but the priest must have had lot of hearty praises from the kids !!! Ha Ha Ha....funny and I liked it !!
2006-11-18 00:28:37 · answer #1 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
after 5 years with out sex a woman goes to a chinese sex therapist, Dr Chang he says "rake off ail ror crose, gret dowm on flooe & craw to odderside of room" so she does " ok craw reery reery fas bac" as she did Dr shook his head "problem vewy vewy bad worse case Ed zachery disease i ever see, dat why you get no sex" she says " god whats Ed Zachery disease" Dr says its when your face looks Ed Zachery like your ****"
2006-11-18 00:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one, mate.
Thanks for giving us a laugh.
2006-11-18 00:20:13 · answer #3 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one was on here about a week ago.
2006-11-18 00:17:08 · answer #4 · answered by TOP DOG 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
funny
2006-11-18 00:21:05 · answer #5 · answered by brm4villa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what is certs ? Didn't understand it, sorry.
2006-11-18 00:17:29 · answer #6 · answered by The Potter Boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha !
2006-11-18 00:16:07 · answer #7 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO....nice one
2006-11-18 00:13:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2006-11-18 00:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Sexy D♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good, lol
2006-11-18 00:28:55 · answer #10 · answered by ShayMonYou 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋