Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."

2006-11-18 23:13:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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2006-11-18 23:08:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

The companies are making a massive profit and you can pay around £2 less for the same product. I just wondered why people think the pricey ones do a better job! I'm a nurse and it has always baffled me!

2006-11-18 23:07:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-18 23:05:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

on my way 2 d fair, i met 7 men and a bear.the other 6 had dogs,each dog had5 cats,each cat had 4 rats and each rat had 3 mice.How many people went to the fair?

2006-11-18 23:02:10 · 16 answers · asked by chelsea fc 1 in Jokes & Riddles

how and why did the music magazines change during the 1970s compared to before?

2006-11-18 23:01:42 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

2006-11-18 23:00:55 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

i prefer cascada and ive got loads of her songs but some people prefer cascada what bout you cats

2006-11-18 23:00:44 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Someone asked below if people are beginning to feel winter depression.

For me, it's the other way around =p
I love winter and I'm in the best of moods when it starts to turn cold!! (Aye aye, I live in the UK now.) When summer comes and it starts getting hot, I get bored, depressed, headachy, and I want to do nothing but sleep.

Anyone else the same here? =p

2006-11-18 23:00:20 · 8 answers · asked by Flo Chen 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:59:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-11-18 22:59:26 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9WB_PXjTBo




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xB6z5iHdsLc

2006-11-18 22:59:07 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:58:54 · 11 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:58:08 · 9 answers · asked by kathy 2 in Horoscopes

Do you think that prime time TV is improving, staying the same, or getting worse? Why?

2006-11-18 22:57:48 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Is that Shakira song the worst fecking song in the world... and if so why can't I stop singing it this morning..... nice rack on her though, lucky cow.

2006-11-18 22:57:07 · 12 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:56:12 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-11-18 22:53:28 · 14 answers · asked by S 4 in Polls & Surveys

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.

Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult.

But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

# 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

>> > > >> > > >> > > The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way. > # 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? >> > >

>> > > >> > > Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator? Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions. > >> > > >> > > >> > > # 3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend? >> > >

> >> > > >> > > Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory.

>> > > >> > > Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities. >> > > >> > > # 4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? >> > > >

>> > > >> > > >> > > Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

2006-11-18 22:53:04 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 22:52:16 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-11-18 22:50:10 · 20 answers · asked by Bruza 17/uk 3 in Celebrities

OK, this the last movie question I'm asking at Yahoo! Answers today! This movie was about a man, living in a small village, who got supernatural powers after one night it lightens. For example, he is able to smash a glass to bits when he was drinking in the village saloon. Any ideas?

2006-11-18 22:49:27 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I had to destroy with a bullet an 8 year olds pony yesterday to her distressed screams from the house.... gawd... it were 'orrible!

2006-11-18 22:48:41 · 18 answers · asked by Stripper 3 in Polls & Surveys

Next Saturday in X Factor if Leona and Ben have fallen in to bottom two, will Luis save Leona or Ben? and why? Luis may save Leona but will Luis think about the FINAL ? I dont think Luis want to see the final between Leona and Eton Road... therefore I am sure Luis will save Ben ... it will be easier for Luis to win the competition by rid get of Leona next Saturday if Ben and Leona have fallen in to bottom two. As we all know the last 4 contestants will have contract sooner or later as the marketing work has been done already.

2006-11-18 22:47:15 · 8 answers · asked by Vig 2 in Television

Old, new, color, black and white...doesn't matter. I'm looking for the ones that will make you laugh hysterically, even if it's the fifteenth time you've watched it.

2006-11-18 22:46:53 · 20 answers · asked by Yinzer Power 6 in Movies

2006-11-18 22:46:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Two geeks were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"


"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike.


She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."


The second geek nodded approvingly, 'Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

2006-11-18 22:45:17 · 17 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 22:44:25 · 17 answers · asked by Ellie29uk 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:43:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Go back as far as you want. 50's, 60's that's OK. It doesn't matter whether or not the shows are on DVD now, or if it would even be possible to ever put them on DVD. I'd also be interested in why you would want those particular shows.

2006-11-18 22:43:52 · 13 answers · asked by Yinzer Power 6 in Television