Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

I am black and white, but not a zebra
I can be flat as a paper, or sharp as a knife
I flip open and closed, yet I am not a door
I can be quiet as silence, and yet loud as an orchestra.
I often appear in cartoons, killing a few
What am I?

2006-11-18 22:16:00 · 5 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Talking about really obese people, not slightly overweight ones. A lot of them seem to whine about how it's not their fault and such, when obviously it is in most cases. I find it impossible to feel sorry for them unless they actually do have a condition which causes it.

2006-11-18 22:15:34 · 33 answers · asked by Jethro 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:15:32 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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2006-11-18 22:13:49 · 4 answers · asked by Minmi 6 in Movies

2006-11-18 22:13:31 · 4 answers · asked by kevin h 1 in Music

I havent seen it yet, just want to know whether to bother.

2006-11-18 22:12:51 · 16 answers · asked by Chey 3 in Movies

hey guys anyone can help me getting the vedio of ANNE NICOLE while she's delivering her new birth , thanx all

2006-11-18 22:07:54 · 2 answers · asked by osacheicka2000 1 in Movies

Two weasels are sitting in a bar drinking. One of them gets very drunk and starts insulting the other weasel, who is sitting quietly at the other end of the bar trying to ignore him.
So the drunken weasel becomes louder and louder. In the end, he shouts out "Are you listening? I slept with your mother!"
The other weasel replies "You're drunk. Go home, Dad."

2006-11-18 22:07:46 · 10 answers · asked by 【ツ】ρεαcε! 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 22:07:31 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

♥If you have one.....

2006-11-18 22:07:29 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 22:04:03 · 9 answers · asked by http://hogshead.pokerknave.com/ 6 in Polls & Surveys

I can be told, I can be played.
What am I?

2006-11-18 22:04:01 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

A sequoia or A bush
A crow or A parrot
A good looking stranger or An ugly friend
A plane or A cloud

Why?

2006-11-18 22:02:53 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

its the video game with the robots, and its a really chill song sang by a guy. thanks!

2006-11-18 22:02:07 · 1 answers · asked by Pevo Horosho 1 in Music

The portrait of a(n)______as a young man / woman?

2006-11-18 21:59:56 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

For me Picnics and Fudges are left at the end of Miniature Heroes,
and Snickers and Topics are left at the end of a Celebrations box. Most people I know seem to like these choclates least as well. What about you?

2006-11-18 21:58:09 · 7 answers · asked by Jethro 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 21:57:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

is the glass half empty or half full

2006-11-18 21:56:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The main characters of the movie were a father and his son. They were living a very routine life, doing always the same things: They would go out for dinner and have the same meal every time, for example. One day, there is a sports tournament in the boy's school and the boy should have a parent with him to participate. He knows that his father is such an inactive man and that it is impossible to win the tournament with such a father, so he persuades an athletic man in his neighborhood to accompany him. When the father realizes that, he resolves to do something because he realizes that his relationship with his son is not very well. Then they start doing things together: For example, they both change their eyeglasses to contact lenses and so on.

2006-11-18 21:54:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.

She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"

2006-11-18 21:53:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

... in your inner world?

2006-11-18 21:51:50 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i give them about 41/2 years

2006-11-18 21:51:28 · 33 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

please tell me what episode is that ....I cant find it...
plZzZzzzz
help me....

thnx...^_^

2006-11-18 21:51:22 · 1 answers · asked by Sakura&Shaoran 2 in Comics & Animation

I heard and saw the advert last night. Its the NEW Citoen C4 advert. It sounds like the tune is: 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit' BUT i dont think it is ... please could someone correct me OR confirm what the tune it.
Thank For Your Help
Tracy

2006-11-18 21:49:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Looks, poses, place, clothes, colours, etc.
How do they make you feel? What do they make you think of?
(Like a painting does!)

http://www.imagestation.com/8063134/3967865726

2006-11-18 21:49:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hi i'm after a CD Called ' Newport 63 Lambert, Hendricks and Bavan " it was re-released back in 98 i think on CD, it's one of the best Jazz albums ever, i'm in Australia , so if anyone knows where i can buy a copy within Aus, i would be very very gratefull!
Thankyou!

2006-11-18 21:49:42 · 1 answers · asked by steven 3 in Music

were walking through a park in New York and they pass 2 spuirrels having sex.The little boy asks his mom,"Mommy, mommy,what are they doing?"The lady responded,"They're making a sandwich."Then they pass 2 dogs having sex and the little boy again asks what they were doing.He's mother again replied they were making a sandwich.A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said "Mommy,Daddy,you must be making a sandwhich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth !!!"

2006-11-18 21:49:35 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a knife, an axe... something sharp or what?

2006-11-18 21:49:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I can't believe Lorelai and Christopher got married. The new writers of the show sure like to make things crazy! I was out of the country the episode before they got married and missed the episode on the 8th so all information would be greatly appreciated. Also, I think that Rory should end up with Marty.

2006-11-18 21:48:23 · 3 answers · asked by Chair 3 in Television

miner in africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate i'm fucked ,who will want a one legged gold digger?

His mate says "try Paul McCartney

2006-11-18 21:46:55 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles