In a dark and gloomy room, the fortune teller was startled by what she saw in her crystal ball. She looked up at her customer, sitting across the table. "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the psychic's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I get away with it?"
2006-11-18 21:53:46 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-11-18 21:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 22:10:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha nice one to brighten a dull sunday
2006-11-18 21:56:06 · answer #3 · answered by wizkid!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 22:58:14 · answer #4 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 22:14:58 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 23:21:51 · answer #6 · answered by stone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 21:58:14 · answer #7 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 21:57:16 · answer #8 · answered by Supersammy :o) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wondered the same thing
2006-11-18 21:59:40 · answer #9 · answered by DAYNA S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-11-18 23:03:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋