Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

He is going to spin like a top over Times Sq for three days before attempting to get out of shackles.....
I made a Documentary about Harry Houdini the greatest escapologist of all time, a few years ago, and I can tell you that his stunts were all completely rigged.
But that being so, a lot of planning and endurance goes into 'escapes' and they can be dangerous......not as dangerous as they look of course. But if things go wrong, it can easily be good bye!

2006-11-18 21:46:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Ladies- Why can't you do as your told?????

Guys- Suckers!!!!!!

2006-11-18 21:45:54 · 11 answers · asked by Chew my Fat 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I love them in my cheeseburger. No harm in eating them just bad breath afterwards lmao. I brush my teeth though so don't worry. Burgers with Pickles/Ketchup/Patty/Lettuce/Tomato haha

2006-11-18 21:45:40 · 18 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 21:43:39 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Magazines

But it doesn't appear under the Answers...
Does anybody know what's up? This is not the first time this has happened to me.

I had a really good answer too - to a guy named Jim who wants to whack his kids in the most efficient way.

2006-11-18 21:43:27 · 7 answers · asked by fly boy 3 in Polls & Surveys

I took a hot bath with bubbles and candle light,relaxing music...God I feel great!
How about you?

2006-11-18 21:42:14 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

AlFiad asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
AlFiad liked the Aussi so he gave him the job.

After his first day Al Fiad came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
"One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 40 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"£101,237.64."

"What the hell did you sell them?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and I told him he would need decent boat. So we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
Al Fiad said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"

"no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his girlfriend and I said...Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing"

2006-11-18 21:41:43 · 20 answers · asked by DAVID C 6 in Jokes & Riddles

I'm in SouthEast Michigan and it is... 5:39 AM!!! I show no signs of sleep while all my friends are in deep slumber... I woke up at 8:30 AM Yesterday so I'm not sure why I'm not sleeping, no one's online that I know anyway...

2006-11-18 21:40:26 · 32 answers · asked by Best Kept Secret/Biggest Mistake 1 in Polls & Surveys

Two women friends, both loving and faithful wives, had gone for a girls night out. Having been a bit over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers and become incredibly drunk, they needed a pee whilst staggering back home, and stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe herself with and took off her panties and used it. Her friend was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them and was luckily squatting next to a wreath with a ribbon and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After the girls did their business they went home and crashed into bed.


The next day one of the women`s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, and so he phoned the other husband and said, `` These girls night out malarkey have got to stop .I`m starting to suspect the worst...My wife came home with no panties on last night! ! ``. `` that`s nothing`` said the other husband, `` mine came back with a card stuck to her a*s that said.....`from all of us at the Fire Station. We`ll never forget you.``

2006-11-18 21:40:24 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2006-11-18 21:40:16 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 21:39:45 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A very long time ago, I have seen a movie on the TV and really liked it. The story was about 3-4 teenagers who would one day, for some reason, jump on a train and for some other reason would stand trial. These are the only snapshots I can remember. Can you help me finding the movie's name please?

2006-11-18 21:39:42 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Successful album and single last year please include artist/s

2006-11-18 21:39:39 · 1 answers · asked by whay i lost my ?s 6 in Music

2006-11-18 21:37:39 · 5 answers · asked by jeanne124ave 2 in Comics & Animation

every year on sept25,a friend and i celebrate bananas...that's all we eat all day in muffins,banana splits,with chocolate....
would you join us next year?

2006-11-18 21:36:45 · 13 answers · asked by Billie 4 in Polls & Surveys

From VH1's I love the 80's, they talked about a movie in which a white kid posed as a black kid in order to get a college scholarship. People on the show referred to the movie as "BlackFace" but I can't find anything on it. Does anyone know the name of the movie or the actor who starred?

2006-11-18 21:36:20 · 4 answers · asked by v8volvodude 2 in Movies

I will do any thing!!!!!! I think its my destiny but i have lived a rough life and dont have the equipment i need and cant afford it cuz rent bills and living costs tap me out! trust me when i say there is no other profession that would fit me better! They say do what you love and love what you do! Please email me! THANX
forever greatful lilsmokie7420@yahoo.com
P.s. I will not let you down

2006-11-18 21:35:30 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

One snowy morning at the White House, President Bush went for his morning walk when he saw that "The President Sucks" written in pee in the snow. He called one of his secret service men to examine the urine and the secret service man said to the president, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" asks Bush. "The good news is that the urine is from Bill Clinton." "That's a relief. What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that it's the First Lady's handwriting."

2006-11-18 21:34:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 21:33:57 · 33 answers · asked by Arts 6 in Polls & Surveys

Two children were in a doctor's waiting room. The little girl was softly sobbing. "Why are you crying?" asked the little boy. "I'm here for a blood test, and they're going to cut my finger," said the girl. When he heard this, the little boy started to cry. "Why are you crying?" asked the girl. The boy looked at her worriedly and said, "I'm here for a urine test."

2006-11-18 21:33:28 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

a doctor called his patient and asked him if he wanted the bad news first or the worse news first. and the patient replyed bad news first. so the doctor said well i forgot to call you yesterday. and so the patient said ok.... what's the worse news. the doctor replyed you have 24 hours to live.

2006-11-18 21:31:56 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 21:30:57 · 11 answers · asked by beavis 1 in Movies

January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!

March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"

April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!

May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!

June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!

August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.

September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???

October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.

November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!

What a year!!

2006-11-18 21:29:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

honestly...do you really think every body has a soul mate?
i don't...i know i'll probably spend my life alone and i'm ok with it(i'm 24)...is there anybody else here who's not trying and who doesn't want to find someone?

2006-11-18 21:29:18 · 22 answers · asked by lola_blue 1 in Polls & Surveys

Generally, South Park has about 14-18 eps. How many does it have now, in the tenth season?

2006-11-18 21:28:36 · 2 answers · asked by axman1000 2 in Television

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

2006-11-18 21:27:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 21:27:16 · 25 answers · asked by 12Grey14 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 21:26:33 · 4 answers · asked by Marilyn 1 in Movies

What time and place would you visit and what would you do there?

2006-11-18 21:26:32 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

What did u think of it? It only got a C+ from Yahoo users, but I liked it!

2006-11-18 21:21:34 · 1 answers · asked by Miss Anthrope 6 in Movies