what would you do if this happened to you?

Question

Bob and Martha have been married for 15 years. Every morning for 15 years, Bob wakes up, farts loudly, rolls over onto his back and gets up for work.

Every morning for 15 years, Martha says, "One of these days, you're gonna fart your guts out!"

One Thanksgiving morning, Martha's preparing the turkey and gets an idea. Before her husband gets up, she creeps upstairs and places the turkey innards in his pajama bottoms, giggling to herself.

Well, later that morning, Bob wakes up and goes through his morning ritual. He screams as he goes running into the bathroom. Martha laughs, but is concerned after noticing that Bob has been in the bathroom for 3 hours.

She runs upstairs, and is about to knock on the door, when Bob opens up, pale as a ghost. He says, "You were right. You were right. I did fart my guts out, but by the grace of God and these two fingers I got them back up there again."

Answer 1

EWWWWWW LMFAO!!!!

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Top of the class for you Lmao

Answer 4

keep them rolling pmsl 10/10

Answer 5

oh myyyyy goooooodddddddddddd hhow foolish of BOB.
Very nice joke there

Answer 6

that's a good Thanksgiving joke.

Answer 7

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww lolololol good1

Answer 8

i'm PiSsInG myself right now. That's the funniest so far

Answer 9

that's what he gets for being a pigassmotherfucker

Answer 10

very funny - lmao

Answer 11

Ohhhhh. Sick but good. :o)