Two women friends, both loving and faithful wives, had gone for a girls night out. Having been a bit over-enthusiastic with the Bacardi Breezers and become incredibly drunk, they needed a pee whilst staggering back home, and stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe herself with and took off her panties and used it. Her friend was wearing an expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them and was luckily squatting next to a wreath with a ribbon and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After the girls did their business they went home and crashed into bed.
The next day one of the women`s husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, and so he phoned the other husband and said, `` These girls night out malarkey have got to stop .I`m starting to suspect the worst...My wife came home with no panties on last night! ! ``. `` that`s nothing`` said the other husband, `` mine came back with a card stuck to her a*s that said.....`from all of us at the Fire Station. We`ll never forget you.``
2006-11-18 21:40:24 · 24 answers · asked by toietmoi 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it b4 but stil very funny :P
2006-11-18 21:57:28 · answer #1 · answered by yugottabanonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Moods of a Woman
An angel of truth and a dream of fiction,
A woman is a bundle of contradiction,
She's afraid of a wasp, will scream at a mouse,
But will tackle a stranger alone in the house.
Sour as vinegar, sweet as a rose,
She'll kiss you one minute, then turn up her nose,
She'll win you in rage, enchant you in silk,
She'll be stronger than brandy, milder than milk,
At times she'll be vengeful, merry and sad,
She'll hate you like poison, and love you like mad.
The Moods of a Man
Hungry.
Horny.
Sleepy.
2006-11-18 22:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-30 15:17:09 · answer #3 · answered by nourse 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So let me get this straight, the men from Rescue Me were at the gravesites with these women and were stupid enough to write one of the girls a card and stuck it up her during her transgression?
"Get well soon" is the card they should have written.
2006-11-18 21:50:29 · answer #4 · answered by laxthefacts 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo! Brilliant joke!
2006-11-19 02:52:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thts funny
2006-11-18 21:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by Serah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you one of those?
2006-11-18 21:50:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, Yeah.
You nicked that off the person that told it yesterday.
2006-11-18 21:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lololol that was good. ive got a hangover but still managed to get the joke lol
2006-11-18 21:52:11 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Just shows that women have more fun
and men are boring sods
2006-11-18 21:43:22 · answer #10 · answered by **tomtom 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I got a doubt !!!!!! WAS THERE ANY FIRE MEN FOR REAL AT THE SPOT i GUESS THEY CAME LATE SO THEY CATCH THE SECOND WOMAN AND SAVE HER PANTIES
2006-11-18 21:54:09 · answer #11 · answered by Prince Sam 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋