One snowy morning at the White House, President Bush went for his morning walk when he saw that "The President Sucks" written in pee in the snow. He called one of his secret service men to examine the urine and the secret service man said to the president, "I have good news and bad news." "What's the good news?" asks Bush. "The good news is that the urine is from Bill Clinton." "That's a relief. What's the bad news?" "The bad news is that it's the First Lady's handwriting."
2006-11-18 21:34:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL What happened to Monica? :))
2006-11-19 00:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one even though I've heard it.
Have you heard this one?
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama Bin Laden is still alive", Osama decided to personally send President Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was "still in the game".
Mr. Bush opened the letter, which contained a single line of "coded" message:
370HSSV-0773H
Mr. Bush was baffled, so he sent copies to his Chief of Staff, and several Secretaries, including Condi Rice and Donald Rumsfeld. Their assistants and aides had no clue as to the meaning or translation of the code, so it was sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, then to the CIA and also to NASA. With no clue to the translation, they eventually asked Israel's MOSAD for help.
Within a minute, MOSAD cabled the White House with this reply:
"Tell the President he is holding the message upside down."
2006-11-18 21:40:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
genuinely, surely, sure! i'm ashamed no longer only of Bush, yet of this finished government & society, besides because of the fact the reality that I ought to call myself an American citizen as quickly as I on no account voluntarily chosen to alter into one. i'm ashamed of being an American citizen while citizenship substitute into involuntarily tethered to me at beginning only because of the fact i substitute into born interior the US and not fortunate adequate to be born around the river in Canada. I heavily think of that when organic born voters of any usa turn 18 or 21, they must take transport of the determination of which usa or international places they choose for to alter into voters of, extremely than immediately assigning citizenship in step with beginning. If it have been my decision, i could have been born in Canada, so as that i ought to have each and all of the freedoms of Canadian citizenship, which the US with all its communicate and bluster approximately freedom and democracy, do no longer grant.
2016-11-25 19:20:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And Tony Blair swallows
2006-11-18 21:38:35 · answer #4 · answered by Kate J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the handwriting is Condolezza's.
2006-11-18 21:38:32 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one beth n wayne, don get the first joke tho :s
2006-11-18 22:01:11 · answer #6 · answered by yugottabanonymous 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao - u sure the handwriting wasn't monica's?
2006-11-18 21:36:50 · answer #7 · answered by momatendofrope 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wouldn't that be that the first lady sucks, and not George?
2006-11-18 21:41:29 · answer #8 · answered by DAYNA S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha great 1
2006-11-18 21:37:18 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO man thats another good one
2006-11-18 23:09:42 · answer #10 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋