AlFiad asked "Do you have any sales experience?"
"Yeah, I was a salesman back home."
AlFiad liked the Aussi so he gave him the job.
After his first day Al Fiad came down and asked "OK, so how many sales did you make today?"
"One."
"Just one? Our sales people average 40 sales a day. How much was the sale for?"
"£101,237.64."
"What the hell did you sell them?"
"Well, first I sold him a small fish hook, then a medium fish hook, a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and I told him he would need decent boat. So we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin-engine Power Cat.
Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I sold him the 4 x 4 Suzuki".
Al Fiad said "You mean to tell me....a guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and a 4x4?"
"no, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his girlfriend and I said...Well, since your weekend's f**ked, you might as well go fishing"
2006-11-18 21:41:43 · 20 answers · asked by DAVID C 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL ........excellently funny.
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-11-19 03:51:32 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok - only had to %. myself up off the floor, it extremely is ludicrous. could on no account pay that plenty, in spite of if i substitute right into a millionnaire, yet then I dont very own a handbag lol I certainly have a wallett. sure i'm woman.
2016-11-25 19:20:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good David i really liked that one thumbs up man
2006-11-18 23:05:37 · answer #3 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 10 outa 10
2006-11-18 21:55:13 · answer #4 · answered by alanstraughton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh bloody excellent - just what I needed! 10/10 ! ! !
2006-11-18 21:55:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
VERY VERY VERY VERY FUNNY KEEP SENDING THOSE
2006-11-18 21:46:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny!...LMAO..old ones are the best ones!
2006-11-18 22:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by StarLight_Supernova 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfao brilliant thats so funny
2006-11-18 22:02:44 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha lmao excellent 10/10
2006-11-18 21:45:21 · answer #9 · answered by chris b 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old, but still funny. LOL
2006-11-18 21:45:54 · answer #10 · answered by Lucianna 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋