January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!!
March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... learned later,the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!
August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped because soft-top was open.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it???
October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
December - Couldn't call 911 ..... "duh"..... there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!!
What a year!!
2006-11-18 21:29:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These were good enough to send off to family...(needless to say, none are blonde!)
2006-11-18 21:50:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nicely while i became into 13 I bleached my hair, i'm 15 now. My hair continues to be broken (chop up ends), yet deep conditioning facilitates and that i bleached it plenty. It won't injury your hair for existence; worst difficulty is: your hair gets so broken you may desire to shave it and initiate over. yet i do no longer think of which will ensue. stable success.
2016-10-04 03:20:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
New Year:
Two Blondes were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie. They went to see "Closed for Winter".
2006-11-18 21:39:25 · answer #3 · answered by brainlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO the baked turkey ordeal reminds me of my step-daughter LMAO
2006-11-19 00:41:49 · answer #4 · answered by Dana A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A little girl ran crying to her mom asking for a glass of cider. "What do you want a glass of cider for ?" asks mom. "I've cut my finger on a thorn." ..... "So why the cider ?" asks mom. ..... "Well, I overheard my big sister saying whenever she gets a prick in her hand she cant wait to get it in cider."
LOL
2006-11-18 21:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent love it and i am blonde LMAO hahahahaha very good
2006-11-18 23:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA ha loved it keep them coming
2006-11-19 00:07:18 · answer #7 · answered by Foxy lady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm so glad I'm not blonde. I love these jokes
2006-11-18 21:40:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2006-11-18 21:34:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
blond jokes never get old lol!
2006-11-18 21:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋