A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No... it's because you're 25."
2006-11-18 23:13:11 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
These blonde jokes are mostly very funny ...........LOL
once again thank you for sharing your jokes : - )
God Bless.
2006-11-19 01:12:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!
2006-11-18 23:15:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, I was sure that wasn't going to be funny right up until the end!
2006-11-18 23:15:48 · answer #3 · answered by Funky Little Spacegirl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol omg love it and oyur getting really popular in the joke section im starting to only read your jokes
2006-11-19 01:30:20 · answer #4 · answered by im lost come and find me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So funny,,, why the finger to that guy thats not nice
2006-11-18 23:19:19 · answer #5 · answered by chass_lee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO So glad I am not blonde :)) I would hate to be starting over in school!!! LMFAO
2006-11-19 00:18:04 · answer #6 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid, just like a joke shound be!
10/10
2006-11-18 23:20:32 · answer #7 · answered by gameboy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one.
2006-11-18 23:17:10 · answer #8 · answered by fricatease 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats a good one.
2006-11-18 23:15:07 · answer #9 · answered by sweetnessmo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol good1
2006-11-18 23:14:51 · answer #10 · answered by chris b 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋