Little Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
Teacher: Of course not. Little Johnny: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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Teacher: Why are you late?
Little Johnny: Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." That's what I did.
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Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper.
Little Johnny: I hope you didn't either.
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Teacher: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
Father: What's that?
Teacher: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.
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Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Little Johnny: I is...
Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say "I am."
Little Johnny: All right. "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
2006-11-18 00:10:40 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i can't decide which was the best.. all of them were fantastic
2006-11-18 00:18:51 · answer #1 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
liked the 1st and last ones
2006-11-18 00:16:02 · answer #2 · answered by backassshoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved them, ten points for you!!!!!
2006-11-18 00:14:44 · answer #3 · answered by glen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,
Last one made me tell my co-worker...
Justin
2006-11-18 00:24:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!
2006-11-18 03:31:37 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those jokes rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can u be my friend my (im) is deathboydude
2006-11-18 00:14:55 · answer #6 · answered by Daniel G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋