Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.
Little Johnny: Here it is!
Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
Class: Little Johnny!
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Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Little Johnny: No, I'm Little Johnny.
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Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early.
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Teacher: Didn't you promise to behave?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir.
Teacher: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
Little Johnny: Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you didn't have to keep yours.
2006-11-18 00:05:21 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
thanks cuddly
that one was good
2006-11-18 00:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by annie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! at least little johnny is thinking!!!
2006-11-18 08:39:36 · answer #2 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
little johnny in Greek is totos... every joke with him is hilarious...
2006-11-18 08:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Depy greece!! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the last one, I can use that in life. thanks funny Johnny
2006-11-18 08:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by junebaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe nice ones
2006-11-18 08:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by backassshoes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he very good keep them coming lol
2006-11-18 08:07:51 · answer #6 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fine
2006-11-18 10:04:03 · answer #7 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He's a smart little kid!
2006-11-18 11:34:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2006-11-18 12:40:31 · answer #9 · answered by firefly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋