A guy dials his home phone number from work. A strange woman answers.
The guy says, "Who is this?"
"This is the maid.", answered the woman.
"We don't have a maid!"
"I was just hired this morning by the lady of the house."
"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?"
"Ummm...she's upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I just figured was her husband."
The guy is fuming. He says to the maid, "Listen, would you like to make $50,000?"
"What do I have to do?"
"I want you to get my gun from my desk in the den and shoot that witch and the jerk she's with."
The maid puts down the phone. The guy hears footsteps, followed by a couple of gunshots.
The maid comes back to the phone. "What should I do with the bodies?"
"Throw them in the swimming pool!"
"What?! There's no pool here?" Long pause.
"Uh.. is this 832-4821?"
2006-11-18 00:26:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg that was funny in a sick sort of way i guess he got the wrong number oops
2006-11-18 00:29:13 · answer #1 · answered by cowboys4lee 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Accidents can happen in many ways...and I feel this is one of the way....two lifes in one minute !!! Funny Joke !! Ha Ha Ha...I liked it !
2006-11-18 08:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-18 08:30:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old 1,but good 1!!!!!
2006-11-18 08:41:58 · answer #4 · answered by RASHIKA S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he dialed M for Murder,i guess..
2006-11-18 08:48:25 · answer #5 · answered by Hermione J.Potter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-11-18 09:42:12 · answer #6 · answered by vijay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really good!
2006-11-18 08:30:14 · answer #7 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolol
2006-11-18 08:30:15 · answer #8 · answered by Sally 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO how funny!!!! Great one!!!
2006-11-18 08:29:41 · answer #9 · answered by Dana A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke.ha ha
2006-11-18 08:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by varce 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋