Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

"What do you call a thousand lawyers chained together at the bottom at the ocean?"

And the answer was : "A good start."

What does that mean? Can anyone explain it to me?

2006-11-18 01:32:36 · 12 answers · asked by hakunamatata 2 in Jokes & Riddles

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is.

'Billy.'

'And what is your question, Billy?

'I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?'

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him what his name is.

'Steve'

'And what is your question, Steve?'

'I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And fifth, what the f... happened to Billy?'

2006-11-18 01:31:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

download songs without breaking piracy laws...Now what do I do???? umm yea I have over 200 songs....

2006-11-18 01:31:00 · 2 answers · asked by ccdispatch911 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 01:30:40 · 2 answers · asked by *h0peless;r0mantic </3 4 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 01:30:37 · 5 answers · asked by jen 1 in Television

I dont mean the overture... I mean the music where they are on the ship on the way to the moon. I think its classical music. The scene where the pen is floating etc. etc.

2006-11-18 01:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by storyguy13 2 in Music

Singer and date it wasd published please?

2006-11-18 01:30:01 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I'm trying to make a playlist. so far i have moments in love uncut, promise by ciara, sexual healing uncut, and i need you tonight inxs, but i can think of anything else. and i'm looking for all types of music.

2006-11-18 01:29:57 · 12 answers · asked by smm 6 in Music

Their cookies taste fantastic. Especially Mrs. Fields' semi-sweet chocolate with nuts and Cheryl and Co's sugar cookies. YUM! =]

2006-11-18 01:29:44 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 01:29:12 · 4 answers · asked by Eleni K 1 in Music

your butt?

2006-11-18 01:28:00 · 1 answers · asked by Chief Slapaho 2 in Polls & Surveys

tell me something that makes me happy and sad at the same time

you have a bigger willie than your brother.

2006-11-18 01:27:49 · 13 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

with an orange knob. Doctor says "do you work with chemicals?"
bloke says "no". Doctors says "do you do any heavy lifting?" Bloke says "no". Doctor says "What do you do all day?" Bloke says "watch porn and eat wotsits".

2006-11-18 01:27:30 · 11 answers · asked by chutney 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 01:27:19 · 6 answers · asked by jim y 1 in Movies

2006-11-18 01:26:38 · 15 answers · asked by Jack <3 Sally 1 in Celebrities

When will she get the message that that behavior is not tolerated?

2006-11-18 01:25:56 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

He says.. "Aye, aye, aye, you look pretty 'armless, hop in"

2006-11-18 01:24:28 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

have you been influenced by modern views?

In the old days witches were depicted as ugly vile creatures. But in modern times they are depicted as beautiful.
ex. charmed, bewitched ect...

2006-11-18 01:23:04 · 35 answers · asked by eyepopping hideous female troll 4 in Polls & Surveys

Why don't we appreciate good music anymore? Why do we mock artists with real talent?

2006-11-18 01:22:26 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Once they get in the new edition do they throw away the old ones or could I possibly buy them for a lower price or recieve them for free?

2006-11-18 01:22:19 · 13 answers · asked by eringerran 2 in Magazines

and saw her husband bonking a dolphin, She ran down to the beach and shouted out to him, "Are you humping that dolphin". "Yes" said he" I'm sorry". "Well" the wife said" i want a divorce". " ok he said, "i'm not bothered coss there's plenty more fish in the sea.

2006-11-18 01:21:33 · 15 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Jokes & Riddles

Why is he shouting?its not that exciting is it.Its like listening to the guys in the Sweeney advertistising a cleaning product.
What do you think?
Any comparisions for a laugh

2006-11-18 01:21:32 · 18 answers · asked by aberdeen302004 3 in Television

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy
I got reasons why I tease 'em
Boys just come and go like seasons

[Hook]
Fergalicious (Fergalicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

[Verse 2]
Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def-, Fergalicious def- [def fading echo]
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy
They always claim they know me
Comin' to me call me Stacy (Hey Stacy)
I'm the F to the E, R, G the I the E
And can't no other lady put it down like me

[Hook]
I'm Fergalicious (so delicious)
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (It's hot, hot)
So delicious (I put them boys on rock, rock)
So delicious (they wanna slice of what I got)
Fergalicious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

[Vamp]
Baby, baby, baby
If you really want me
Honey get some patience
Maybe then you'll get a taste
[ these lyrics found on www.completealbumlyrics.com ]
I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey
It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy

[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, hit it Fergie

[Fergie]
***

All the time I turn around always brotha's gather round always looking at me up and down looking at my
(uuhh)
I just wanna say it now I ain't tryin to round up drama little mama I don't wanna take your man
And I know I'm comin off just a little bit conceited and I keep on repeating how the boys wanna eat it
But I'm tryin' to tell, that I can't be treated like clientele
Cuz' they say she

[Hook]
Delicious (So delicious)
But I ain't promiscuous
And if you was suspicious
All that **** is fictitious
I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh)
That puts them boys on rock, rock
And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got (got, got, got)
Four, tres, two, uno
My body stay vicious
I be up in the gym just working on my fitness
He's my witness (oooh wee)
I put yo' boy on rock rock
And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno)

[Chorus]
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty

It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye)
I'm Fergalicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye)

[Will I Am]
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno)

T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty
T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tasty, T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the
D to the E to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E to the, to the, to the, to the, to the.....

2006-11-18 01:20:47 · 9 answers · asked by Maggie Smith 1 in Music

2006-11-18 01:20:35 · 21 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day my fiance's little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside.

With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

2006-11-18 01:20:22 · 9 answers · asked by geniuswithU 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 01:19:43 · 8 answers · asked by Eleni K 1 in Music

when you deny someone's invitation on your 360* page or you kick someone out of there?

2006-11-18 01:19:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

wanna know cos its cool

2006-11-18 01:19:00 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I THINK HE WAS ON PUBLIC TELEVISION ONLY IN THE N.EAST.HE DRESSEN IN JEANS AND ALWAYS WORE SUSPENDERS HAD A THICK CAJUN ACCENT

2006-11-18 01:18:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-18 01:18:40 · 17 answers · asked by hillarious 2 in Polls & Surveys