A tourist went to check out the Canyons in Mexico.
He came to a place were they could rent burros to take them up to see the view.
He looked around and only saw a pathetic scrawny looking burro. Having no other choice he approached the owner.
Tourist: Hey amigo how much you want for the burro?
Owner with his bad accent: Sorry patron burro not for rent.
Tourist: Why not?
Owner: Patron the burro don’t look good.
Tourist: I don’t care how the burro looks.
Owner: But Patron the burro don’t look good.
The tourist somewhat anoyde shoved the money and said:
Look amigo I don’t care how the burro looks here take the money.
So the owner took the money and let the burro go.
A few hours later the tourist returned all scratched, bruised, bloody looking and mad at the owner.
Tourist: Hey Amigo how come you did not tell me the burro was blind?
Owner: But Patron I tell you many times THE BURRO DON'T LOOK GOOD!
If you have another joke let me hear it.
2006-11-18 14:07:48 · 7 answers · asked by what? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAY!!!!! That was HILARIOUS!!! I loved it very much.
P.S. Please put me as best answer!!=)
2006-11-18 14:52:01 · answer #1 · answered by rachellram 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good jokes continue to make people happy..
2006-11-18 23:13:30 · answer #2 · answered by ujku p 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-11-18 22:14:55 · answer #3 · answered by keith10067 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, that was pretty funny!
you should post up more like that!
2006-11-18 22:59:19 · answer #4 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very nice....a good laugh for me today.....9.5 out of 10....good job
2006-11-18 22:49:00 · answer #5 · answered by choo_hoo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-11-18 22:10:45 · answer #6 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny.
2006-11-19 03:21:56 · answer #7 · answered by Viren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋