2006-11-18 14:07:00 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
only when i see them in sears trying to reach the toaster on the shelf with all their might when i could easily just grab it for them. But no they have to be all "i don't need you, i'm just like everyone else"....i really do feel horrible for them though
2006-11-18 14:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say I probably think about midgets 7 to 12 times a day. I enjoy little people. What can I say???
2006-11-18 14:12:10 · answer #2 · answered by Autumn BrighTree 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought about one just yesterday when I answered with this.
A midget with a lisp goes into a stud farm
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm.
"What sort of horse?" said the owner.
"A female horth" the midget replies.
So the owner shows him a mare.
"Nithe horth."says the midget, "Can I thee her eyeth?"
So the owner picks up the midget to show him the horses eyes.
"Nithe eyeth.", says the midget. "Can I thee her teeth?"
Again the owner picks up the midget to show him the horses teeth.
"Nithe teeth.... can I see her eerth?" the midget says.
By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again, picks up the midget to show him the horses
ears.
"Nithe eerth.' he says. 'Now...can I see her twot?"
With this the owner picks the midget up by the scruff of his neck and shoves his head deep inside the horses vagina. He holds him there for a couple of seconds before pulling him out and putting him down.
The midget shakes his head and says "Perhaps I should weefwaze that...Can I see her wun awound?"
2006-11-18 14:46:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Normally I do not think about midgets. But coincidental to your question..today I saw two when I was shopping.
2006-11-18 14:12:14 · answer #4 · answered by Brains & Beauty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I would have to say that on at least 364 of 365 days I don't think about them at all.
2006-11-18 14:09:55 · answer #5 · answered by MUD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Zero - However i am thinking about them now so that makes it 1 for today.
2006-11-18 14:10:36 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Princess ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not until someone mentions it, like on the radio the other day...and that TV show
2006-11-18 14:09:30 · answer #7 · answered by FERBSTER 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
zero times
2006-11-18 14:08:51 · answer #8 · answered by Angel Girl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
at least 100
2006-11-18 14:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, yeah, NOW I'm thinking about them! lol
2006-11-18 14:17:02 · answer #10 · answered by altruistic 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋