three construction worker, a polynesian, a black man, and a caucasian.
every day at work, they always have the same sandwich for lunch. The following day the three men replied:
Polynesian: I swear if my wife makes me corned beef sandwich tomorrow, i will jump off the building. Next day, he had corned beef sandwich and jumped off the building.
Black man: I swear my wife makes me another pastrami sandwich i will jump off the building. Next day, pastrami sandwich and jumped off the building.
Caucassian: Me too, If I get peanut butter sandwich tomorrow I too will jump off the building. And so he did.
3 days later, they had their funeral and the wives replied:
Polynesian: If I knew my husband was tired of corned beef sandwich I would've made something else.
Black man: If I knew my husband was tired of pastrami sandwich I would've made something else.
Caucasian: I don't know why my husband jumped off the building, he made his own sandwich that morning.
2006-11-18
15:13:44
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