A mailman has worked the same route for 10 years. Upon retirement his boss tells him what a great job he's done, gives him a bonus and sends him on his way. The mailman goes to the first house - the family congratulates him and gives him 20 dollars. At the next house, he is again congratulated and is given another 20 dollars. When the mailman arrives at the third house a beautiful blonde opens the door wearing almost nothing and beckons the mailman in. She then takes the mailman upstairs and has sex with him. After the mind blowing sex they go downstairs and the blonde makes the mailman a grand breakfast. She puts the food in front of him and places a single dollar next to his coffee cup. Not wanting to be rude, he eats the meal.
Finally, curiosity getting the better of him, he asks the blonde what the dollar was for. She explains that upon recieving the notice of his retirement, she asked her husband what they could give him. He said "Screw him, leave a dollar." The meal was her idea.
2006-11-18 15:22:14 · 9 answers · asked by keltarr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
heard it before, but not in a long time
very very funny
thx
2006-11-18 15:24:31 · answer #1 · answered by whacky doodler 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, leave it to a blonde to do sumthin that stupid!
you kno a lot of jokes! you seem like a guy with
a good sense of humor!
2006-11-18 23:27:11 · answer #2 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke in the world
2006-11-19 00:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:o Good dirty/blonde joke!
2006-11-19 00:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by KewlieD 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best Joke Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 10:57:59 · answer #5 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid blonde.very funny joke.
2006-11-18 23:28:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO I love it
2006-11-18 23:24:54 · answer #7 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ....................LOL.............
tears are rolling down my eyes .......lol
Thanks for sharing and enjoy your week ahead : - )
2006-11-19 12:25:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, thanks for the laugh
2006-11-18 23:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by Flowers 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋