Three men, best of friends, have done everything together. The went to preschool together, attended the same school and university, they marry in a triple ceremony, and go to the same place for their honeymoon.
The first friend watches his new bride undress, and is shocked - "Geez you're skinny!! How did you hide that from me while we were dating??" He is promptly kicked out of his room by a furious wife.
The second friend is watching his new wife and is stunned when she disrobes - "What the... ? How did you hide all that FAT when we were dating??" He too is kicked out by an angry bride.
The first two friends are out on the balcony having a smoke when the third friend arrives. They offer him a cigarette with a knowing smile.
"Let's guess - she took her clothes off, and you put your foot in it?"
"No," says the third man shaking his head, "But I could have..."
2006-11-18
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