your twin forgets your birthday
you wake up face down on the pavement
you see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your office
your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles
you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren’t any
you turn on the TV news and they’re displaying emergency routes out of your city
your doctor tells you, 'well I have bad news and good news...'
you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: 'wanted dead or alive'
your ex lover calls and tells you he/she has six days to live, and that you'd get yourself tested
you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up
you wake up at work naked in front of your co workers
2006-11-18
16:13:55
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