how do you know when its going to be a bad day?

Question

your twin forgets your birthday

you wake up face down on the pavement

you see a 60 minutes news team waiting in your office

your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles

you want to put on the clothes you wore home from the party, and there aren’t any

you turn on the TV news and they’re displaying emergency routes out of your city

your doctor tells you, 'well I have bad news and good news...'

you open the paper and find your picture under a caption that reads: 'wanted dead or alive'

your ex lover calls and tells you he/she has six days to live, and that you'd get yourself tested

you have an appointment in 10 minutes and you just woke up

you wake up at work naked in front of your co workers

Answer 1

worst day: waking up, cold shower, miss the bus, late to school/work, no money for lunch, presentation that day, missed field trip to factory, forgetting how to get home, missing dinner, tripping and stubbing toe on way to bed, restless night.
the end.

Answer 2

It's a Bad day,
When the Bird singing outside Your window is a Vulture.

The Suicide Prevention puts you on hold!

Your blind date has a Mustache...

Answer 3

The heat from the candles on your birthday cake catches the ceiling on fire! (Thats also a good sign your getting old!)

Answer 4

When you get sniped by some guy who looks like Wierd Al Yankovic in his early days

Answer 5

Haha all the above but don't forget to add how horrid it would be to run out of shreddies.

Answer 6

The sun rises in the east.

Answer 7

It may have been a bad day but you could of had a good night

Answer 8

I love 'em!

It is midnight here and I had a good laugh before going to bed.

Thanks!

Answer 9

its a bad day when George W. Bush comes to my house.

Answer 10

Simply great