take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile
walk naked to the bathroom. if you see your girlfriend/wife along the way, flash her, making the 'woo-woo' sound
look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut and scratch yourself
get in the shower
don’t bother to look for a washcloth. (you don’t need one)
wash your face
wash your armpits
wash your bits
shampoo your hair. do not use conditioner)
make a shampoo Mohawk
pull back shower curtain and look at yourself in the mirror
pee (in the shower)
rinse off and get out of the shower. fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub when you checked your Mohawk
partially dry off
look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. admire endowment
leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor
leave bathroom fan and light on
return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. if you pass your girlfriend/wife, pull off the towel, go ‘yeah baby’ and thrust your pelvis at her
throw wet towel on the bed. Take two minutes to get dressed
2006-11-18
16:39:06
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