2006-11-18 16:13:18 · 52 answers · asked by ₦âħí»€G 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
"Aren't you the cop from the YMCA song?"
2006-11-18 16:17:24 · answer #1 · answered by Daughtry-luver 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hey, your name's Smith! I'm having an affair with a lady married to a cop named Smith!
2006-11-18 16:18:01 · answer #2 · answered by Alotta FAT! 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Listen Officer, I was running late and My boss is going to kill me!!!"
Because what he'll end up saying is: "well, buddy, you're just going to be even later and you would have ended up killing yourself."
yea... that's just what you needed to hear....
But what does help is to stick something neat or lucky on the back of your license. (ex: my dad has a "lucky" silver dollar taped to the back of his license and one day he got pulled over, and the cop asked what it was for and my dad said "well, it's my lucky coin" and the cop ended up saying " well I guess It really works" and he was let go without a ticket or anything
2006-11-18 16:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by Hola Lola! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well my ex got in trouble once for having the radio in the car up to load the cop came up to him and said I'm gonna have to write you up for disturbing the peace you musics to load and i don't like that kind. my ex then replied well what kind of music do you like I'll turn that on
2006-11-18 16:17:43 · answer #4 · answered by Dakotah D 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Thank God you didn't see that hit-and-run incident from around the corner...that old lady never saw what was coming....I mean, WHAMMO! All over the intersection, damn was I blasting through that red light! Woo hoo, I know SOMEONE who isn't putting out cookies tonight, am I right? Hey, AM I RIGHT? Alright, fine...just write out your damned ticket....I assume you can write......"
2006-11-18 17:23:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, looks like your getting ready to hibernate. I would ask you if you had an extra doughnut, but from the looks of you, I'm guessing that's a no.
2006-11-18 16:23:00 · answer #6 · answered by He Haunts Me 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Here's $500 dollars and a gift certificate to Dunkin Donuts. You didn't see nothin'!!"
"Hey fat boy!"
"What did you have to drink?"
"I've got a six pack! If you don't arrest me, I'll give you as much beer as you want!"
"Hey! Remember me? I was the one that screwed your wife last night!"
"I thought the speed limit was 180... You and the government are facist liars and deserve to burn in hell!"
2006-11-18 16:21:05 · answer #7 · answered by psychomarxy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know how much you make and I pay your salary. the cops in my town make(get this) $100,000 a year I know this because every year there is a town budget available at my town hall. It really pisses them off when you quote how much they make.
2006-11-18 16:18:59 · answer #8 · answered by tootsie 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good thing you pulled me over, I am so wasted!
2006-11-18 16:16:08 · answer #9 · answered by Tony M 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Either "want a daonet" or "you must have been doing 100 to catch me"
2006-11-18 16:17:22 · answer #10 · answered by kybr424242 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry officer. The beers made my vision blurry so I could not see the speedometer. ?
2006-11-18 16:15:52 · answer #11 · answered by ignoramus 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋