Three men, best of friends, have done everything together. The went to preschool together, attended the same school and university, they marry in a triple ceremony, and go to the same place for their honeymoon.
The first friend watches his new bride undress, and is shocked - "Geez you're skinny!! How did you hide that from me while we were dating??" He is promptly kicked out of his room by a furious wife.
The second friend is watching his new wife and is stunned when she disrobes - "What the... ? How did you hide all that FAT when we were dating??" He too is kicked out by an angry bride.
The first two friends are out on the balcony having a smoke when the third friend arrives. They offer him a cigarette with a knowing smile.
"Let's guess - she took her clothes off, and you put your foot in it?"
"No," says the third man shaking his head, "But I could have..."
2006-11-18 15:36:47 · 6 answers · asked by keltarr 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, wanna read another good one? go here
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2006-11-18 15:38:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was funny. I do have to say though, for how much guys fantasize about who they marry, that they'd know what their bodies were like. Not that last one though, damn!
2006-11-19 00:03:39 · answer #2 · answered by snowbaby 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's very funny
2006-11-18 23:38:57 · answer #3 · answered by whay i lost my ?s 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thats soo horrible...but soo funny! i cracked up
2006-11-19 01:03:00 · answer #4 · answered by JeNnYfUr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's Funny!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-11-19 10:56:53 · answer #5 · answered by jeff g 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it...but apparently, neither did they.
2006-11-18 23:44:33 · answer #6 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋