Entertainment & Music - 18 November 2006

2006-11-18 15:02:26 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Two old ladies walked outside of their old folks home for a smoke break. Suddenly it started to rain, so one old lady wrapped a condom over her cigarette.

The other lady looked at her and asked, "Why do you wrap a condom over your cigarette?"

"To keep it dry while I smoke." the lady replied.

So the following day while first lady was at the pharmacy to get her prescription filled she approached the pharmacist at the counter and said, "I'm looking for a box of condoms."

The pharmacist smiled and asked, " Ma'am, is there a particular size your looking for?"

"Nope, just as long as it fits over a Camel."

2006-11-18 15:01:41 · 7 answers · asked by ujenfo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-11-18 15:01:15 · 20 answers · asked by bradenmcd 1 in Celebrities

I am so stuck on this question, please help me.

2006-11-18 15:00:51 · 1 answers · asked by Marilyn Monroe :) 2 in Celebrities

2006-11-18 14:59:47 · 26 answers · asked by JustLynn 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 14:59:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I do, and I think she is gorgeous. By the way, she is my idol's wife.

http://www.shamsports.com/images/wives/vanessa1.jpg

2006-11-18 14:59:27 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I'm bored :)

2006-11-18 14:59:15 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Can you believe OJ is going to talk about how he would have killed his wife? He reminds me of Norman Bates and Hannibel Lecter----Psychotic?

2006-11-18 14:58:47 · 12 answers · asked by compughter2000 2 in Celebrities

Song #1:

"Break me, take me, just let me feel your arms again, break me take me, just let me feel your love again..."

Song #2:

"How do you find the words to say, to say goodbye, find the words to say goodbye, when your heart don't have the heart to say goodbye, to say goodbye, find the words to say goodbye."

Muchos gracias!

2006-11-18 14:58:39 · 4 answers · asked by Cori 2 in Music

2006-11-18 14:58:23 · 3 answers · asked by XDGFCHJBLNK 1 in Music

Why does it matter that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got married? They already lived together and had a child. And even so, they exchanged vows. La de da. Why does it matter that they wasted millions of dollars on frivolous crap and whatnot... that is not newsworthy information, but nearly every news venue is covering the bejeezus out of it. Um, Sudan, anyone? Oh, I forgot... why should anyone pay attention to Darfur when Tomkat has a spectacular Italian wedding?

2006-11-18 14:57:25 · 13 answers · asked by Rat 7 in Celebrities

to make a joke???? people are so insecure about themselves, they need to make fun of others.......I just made a joke in my last question, some of ya need to lighten up!!! (I'm straight btw)

=)

2006-11-18 14:57:21 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

brothers ran over it with their car?

2006-11-18 14:57:20 · 4 answers · asked by Reggie M 1 in Movies

i'm having company and i already have the worm pie, the catfish head pasta, the earwig stew, the eyeball gravy and i need a drink and something to go with corn chips.

thanks in advance.

2006-11-18 14:57:03 · 7 answers · asked by nakita 6 in Polls & Surveys

If not, what was better, and why?

Thanks!

2006-11-18 14:56:44 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2006-11-18 14:56:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

and told the bartender "I wanna buy that ol douche bag over there a drink"
the bartender said, "excuse me sir, i dont allow that kind of talk to the other patrons"
I said "i dont care, i wanna buy that ol douchebag a drink"
He went down to her and said "excuse me ma'am, the ummm gentleman over there wants to buy you a drink, what'll you have?"
She said, "Oh... make it a vinegar and water."

2006-11-18 14:55:18 · 9 answers · asked by whacky doodler 1 in Polls & Surveys

The chorus goes, "And that's the way i like it"
Some verse goes "I hear myself on the radio"
"I hear Beyonce on the radio"
PlZ help me!

2006-11-18 14:55:15 · 5 answers · asked by Namaste 4 in Music

2006-11-18 14:55:01 · 6 answers · asked by airheadkj 3 in Music

that you met online?

2006-11-18 14:54:45 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 14:54:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-11-18 14:54:13 · 6 answers · asked by Nicki Lee 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 14:54:09 · 8 answers · asked by Perfectly Insane 5 in Polls & Surveys

an endless stream of BS, perfect for those without a life.

2006-11-18 14:54:02 · 4 answers · asked by bush-deathgrip 1 in Television

2006-11-18 14:53:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 14:52:54 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

when you were younger...?
I hated cleaning the bathroom every Sat.
I now am a wiz at cleaning bathrooms...lol

2006-11-18 14:52:04 · 24 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

=)

2006-11-18 14:51:57 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-11-18 14:50:51 · 3 answers · asked by RealisticLogic 1 in Television