Two old ladies walked outside of their old folks home for a smoke break. Suddenly it started to rain, so one old lady wrapped a condom over her cigarette.
The other lady looked at her and asked, "Why do you wrap a condom over your cigarette?"
"To keep it dry while I smoke." the lady replied.
So the following day while first lady was at the pharmacy to get her prescription filled she approached the pharmacist at the counter and said, "I'm looking for a box of condoms."
The pharmacist smiled and asked, " Ma'am, is there a particular size your looking for?"
"Nope, just as long as it fits over a Camel."
2006-11-18
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